possible s5 spoilers within

[dilemma]

As much as I love being one Kubrick reference away from that film nerd street cred you always dreamed of, waking up sliding ass first into Tranquility's finest isn't how I typically like to spend my life.

Oh, Ric's there still? Big whoop.

Don't even think the word Augustine again. [ 150% done with all of this. ] And I'm the dick?

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[dilemma]

Oh, don't be such a buzzkill, Steffy. [ he is just so pleased with himself right now.

dick jokes for all! ]

I was playing blood junky intervention and baby vamp nanny last I checked. How's that for positive?

[sufferances]

You need someone to kill your buzz.

[ pot, kettle. ]

Then you'll be glad to lose that responsibility.

[ stefan's tone is very, very carefully neutral. ]

[dilemma]

Watch where you lob that in that glass house of yours, little brother.

[ of course damon would point it out. ]

Extremely. [ and damon's is super exaggerated which usually means he feels the opposite. damn these two. ] Considering I know the alternative, you should be glad too.

[ stefan breakdowns are always messy, damon knows. ]

[sufferances]

I don't need to worry about my walls shattering.

[ except for the part where he absolutely does. ]

I'm not going to be glad about you being there on your own.

[ whatever jokes he and elena make, it's still...a mess. ]

[dilemma]

Of course you don't.

[ yes he will keep responding just to be a dick. ]

I am. I don't know if you recall the horrible sequence of events that happened the last time? Cause I do.

[ the fact of the matter is he has been there so long before he knows he can handle it. stefan? not so much. ]

[sufferances]

Of course you do.

[ implying damon holds a grudge? never. ]

I'm saying that won't necessarily happen a second time.