possible s5 spoilers within

[dilemma]

As much as I love being one Kubrick reference away from that film nerd street cred you always dreamed of, waking up sliding ass first into Tranquility's finest isn't how I typically like to spend my life.

Oh, Ric's there still? Big whoop.

Don't even think the word Augustine again. [ 150% done with all of this. ] And I'm the dick?

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[outliver]

Sensitive much?

[dilemma]

Obnoxious much? [ oh great now she's here. ] Katherine. Shouldn't you and your two cents be off somewhere, irritating me with your continued existence from a distance?

[outliver]

Damon. [ And she's here to stay! Unless she dies, yikes. ]

But that wouldn't be as gratifying as making it close and personal, don't you think?

[dilemma]

[ he could only be so lucky! ]

Well, you would know. [ his smile couldn't be more strained if he tried. ] Did you want something or are you just here to rub it in like everyone else?

[outliver]

[ Fingers crossed! ]

Rub what, exactly? [ And her voice is a purr, you know it. ] If you're up to speed, you know just how things are.

[dilemma]

Definitely nothing of mine. [ he is unaffected by your tricks, katherine. ] Yeah, well, should've known you wouldn't just stay dead.

[outliver]

You say that now, sure. But things change. [ And we all know the Universe and the power of Love will screw everything up, as usual. ]

Me and death aren't on really good terms.

[dilemma]

Bitchy ex girlfriends have yet to. I won't hold my breath.

[ he doesn't even want to think about fate and all that right now miss it was always stefan. ]

I think you two need to just get a little better acquainted. After all, you've done so much to dodge it over the years.

[ damon is a jerk, news at 11. ]

[outliver]

You won't admit it, but you and I? We have fun, or at least whenever you're not too busy blaming me of all the evils in the world.

[ Of course, by that logic there's all sorts of implications regarding herself and Stefan...but shh. ]

Nowadays there's not a single day I live without the constant reminder I'm this close to bite it, trust me. I'm actually more interest in putting some distance between us again.