possible s5 spoilers within

[dilemma]

As much as I love being one Kubrick reference away from that film nerd street cred you always dreamed of, waking up sliding ass first into Tranquility's finest isn't how I typically like to spend my life.

Oh, Ric's there still? Big whoop.

Don't even think the word Augustine again. [ 150% done with all of this. ] And I'm the dick?

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we're going to hell and i'm ok with it.

[dilemma]

You'd be surprised. [ hahaha he's actually super romantic we don't discuss that lydia. keep it superficial, god!!!

what's your fantasy.mp3 one of us had to do it ok i'm not sorry ]

So I'm top of your space randos list, got it. [ for real though. ] Honey, I'm not the one you need to worry about being able to handle it.

[ smiling? damon's got the eyebrows, the smirk, the whole nine yards. ]

like we weren't already, need i remind you of you know w h o.

[mathematically]

I'll believe it when I see it. [ don't look at her!!! you're the one looking like you're gonna vomit feelings on her.

...i'm sorry, you've reached the giggling ghost of ally, leave a message after the beep and she'll get back to you when she's revived herself a la ric. ]

More like number two. Three if I'm feeling mean. [ sorry, she's got prime meat eating out of her pussy hand, she's allowed to rank you below it. ] And with that comment, I think I do. Wouldn't want you to get too roughed up.

[ you are the worst damon, dear god in heaven. even if she does totally just answer back with her own smirk. ]

speaking of, we need to get at that again ( just wait until i post with *him* )

[dilemma]

[ LOOK LYDIA THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST DON'T BRING UP AROUND DAMON.

that makes two of us. we r such srs rpers. ]

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to judge a book by its extremely attractive cover? [ don't even front lydia, you know full well damon could blow those others out the water

....figuratively speaking.

this clearly needs to happen on the tq, he's just sayin' ]

i think it's all my turn tbqh oops. ( i will die and you'll have to raise me from the dead. )

[mathematically]

[ AND YET SHE DOES IT ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE MOTHERFUCKER.

we didn't even try at all. ]

My mother told me to judge books only by their reasonably attractive cover. [ did she do that on purpose just now? oh yes she did. and please, please, you have to prove yourself first boy.

...probably. look she likes her dudes okay.

implying that it's not. really. ]