People will love you K-9, they always have

[k9_companion]

NEGATIVE, MISTRESS. THERE HAS BEEN A RISE IN COMPLAINTS AND GENERAL UNREST AMONG THOSE WHO ARE NOT DESIGNATED 'WHOVIANS' OVER THE NUMBER OF ENTRIES FROM THIS REALITY INTO THE PRESENT NEXUS.

I BELIEVE YOU ARE MISTAKEN ON MY RECEPTION HERE. PLEASE RETHINK REQUEST.

Comments

[riverborntorun]

Oh how quaint! A robotic dog. Have you lost your owner, sweetie?

[k9_companion]

QUAINT; SUGGESTION OF OLD FASHIONED APPEARANCE, RUSTIC OR AGED TO ANTIQUITY. I AM NEITHER, I AM K-9 ROBOTIC COMPANION. I TRAVEL WITH THE DOCTOR, I HAVE NOT LOST HIM BUT HE FREQUENTLY MISPLACES HIMSELF.

[riverborntorun]

Well then, my apologies, K-9. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm quite familiar with the Doctor and his tendency to misplace himself. No ideas where he's got off to this time?

[k9_companion]

INSUFFICIENT DATA, MISTRESS. THIS 'TIME' AND WHICH 'DOCTOR' IS AN INFINITE QUERY.

[riverborntorun]

[She sighs. She's never been much of an animal person, robotic or otherwise.]

Never mind. When did you last see your Doctor?

[k9_companion]

I DO NOT CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF THE DOCTOR AND HAVE TRAVELED WITH MANY REGENERATIONS OF HIM. IS THERE ONE REGENERATION MISTRESS WOULD QUERY SPECIFICALLY?

[riverborntorun]

[She tugs her lips to one side in thought.] Bow-tie. Floppy hair. Face of a twelve-year old. Ridiculously obsessed with fezzes. That one.