muse is annoyed for so many reasons

[jill_valentine]

Do we need to do this again? Ok, here we go.

1. No strange sexual fan art icons; they freak me out.

2. I am NOT a blond, it would take massive mind control for me to ever do that, so none of those either.

3. I wear street clothes or my uniform, not dominatrix gear...ever.

4. The sandwich joke? About a decade stale, we're all over it by now, not funny anymore. Not that it was ever funny to begin with.

5. You do not need icons of Chris and I kissing. I care about him, but what he and I do or don't do is a private thing and I'd like it kept that way.

6. Wesker is not hot, Wesker is creepy, bad, evil, demented and a bastard. He is not hot, it makes my skin crawl a little that you think he is.

7. I don't mind being homeless, better that than the wrong place. I'm happy to enjoy the lack of shambling dead and skinless dogs in your head.

8. No it would not "be funny if The Thing was actually the basis for how Umbrella started the T-Virus project."

Ok, now that I've cleared that up go get some something to drink, I'll be having a shot or two myself.

Comments

[big_badass_hero]

*Chris chuckles*

Yeah meaning real stuff and not the light crap right? *Of course he'd call first, he doesn't want to walk in on something awkward after all. And if his sister found out he didn't try to be a gentleman when not on duty she'd kick his ass. And he'd probably let her.*

*That's actually cool. Our ps3 is guarded by Ghost in the Shell figures. And we have a model of an old beat up red truck I did on the TV, because I ran out of room for my figures in my room heh*

[jill_valentine]

Damn right I do, I'll work the extra calories off you in the gym.
*she smiled and raked her hair back* So.. it sounds like a solid plan.

*Hehehe! Awesome!*

[big_badass_hero]

*Oh Chris could think of better ways, but yeah not gonna risk getting smacked.* You mean more than the training se... Right, those won't be done anymore if Wesker's well... *He nodded though.* It does. Would you want to actually... I don't know try it some time?

[jill_valentine]

*So could Jill, but she's not willing to embarrass them both. Hell they can't even straight up ask each other out without making it safely hypothetical first*

Yeah actually I'd really like that.

[big_badass_hero]

*Of course not, if anyone was listening in like say Wesker you know it would cause problems.*

Then, I'll show up around... six?

[jill_valentine]

*Yes but the problems he causes tend to be worse than just awkward and inconvenient comments*

Six sounds great. Gives me time to shower and clean the place up a bit.

[big_badass_hero]

*Yeah, not going there!*

See you then. *He almost steps up to give her a hug but holds back because yeah, still in partner mode...*