muse is annoyed for so many reasons

[jill_valentine]

Do we need to do this again? Ok, here we go.

1. No strange sexual fan art icons; they freak me out.

2. I am NOT a blond, it would take massive mind control for me to ever do that, so none of those either.

3. I wear street clothes or my uniform, not dominatrix gear...ever.

4. The sandwich joke? About a decade stale, we're all over it by now, not funny anymore. Not that it was ever funny to begin with.

5. You do not need icons of Chris and I kissing. I care about him, but what he and I do or don't do is a private thing and I'd like it kept that way.

6. Wesker is not hot, Wesker is creepy, bad, evil, demented and a bastard. He is not hot, it makes my skin crawl a little that you think he is.

7. I don't mind being homeless, better that than the wrong place. I'm happy to enjoy the lack of shambling dead and skinless dogs in your head.

8. No it would not "be funny if The Thing was actually the basis for how Umbrella started the T-Virus project."

Ok, now that I've cleared that up go get some something to drink, I'll be having a shot or two myself.

Comments

[dominion_war_graduate]

I'm ... getting the idea there's a story here.

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Good luck getting some of those rules to stick. Never really worked where my mun is concerned.

[big_badass_hero]

Okay, you know... I might get slapped for saying it but come on one kiss wouldn't be that bad would it?

*Yeah mun says PLEASE JILL Slap him!*

[jill_valentine]

Several, a whole anthology actually.

[jill_valentine]

I'll do what I have to do. Well..you know that better than anyone. Is this as weird for you as it is for me?

[jill_valentine]

It's not that it would be bad, [yeah sure Jill, side step the whole 'really really really want to' bit. Sheesh] It's her preoccupation with the whole idea. Most of the time we're together, Chris, we're fighting off some hideous abomination of Umbrella's. Not exactly a great set up for a kiss.

*Mun will not slap him...she's too enamored with them.*

[dominion_war_graduate]

I completely understand.

[jill_valentine]

You too, huh?

[big_badass_hero]

Yeah, well... *Okay Chris is just gonna scratch the back of his head and chuckle 'cause as much as he likes the fantasy, it wouldn't really work with them.* I don't know, happens all the time in the movies.

*This mun is face palming because gee, Chris you couldn't be more obvious could you? Probably a good thing it's a pairing she likes*

[jill_valentine]

It's not like we've been in the kind of situation that would allow for it. I don't think mansions filled with zombies could ever be called a date. [Not that she's opposed to the latter mind.] Yeah, lot's of things happen in the movies, you and I know better.

*Chris is adorable, and yeah Jill's a bit pathetically smitten with him*

[big_badass_hero]

Hey, not arguing on that one. Spent most of the time worried about what Ca... Wesker was going to do to you. *Because really Wesker has to be some perverted freak, why else would he have Becky's photo in his desk?* And you know it's kind of hard to even think of where to take you on a date anyway. I mean if I was ever going... you know ask you?

*Pre-'roid Chris is more emotional and protective over the women he cares about.*

[dominion_war_graduate]

After all the romantic stuff is said and done, being in the middle of space can have its fair share of problems.

[jill_valentine]

Hard to get over calling him Captain isn't it? [she nodded, yeah she knew the feeling] He betrayed us all, but we still have each other. S.T.A.R.S. I mean, as a team we always have each other.

Am I that difficult? I always thought we'd grab a beer after shift or something.... like you said if we were ever going to.

*And early RE Jill isn't as jaded as her later self, damn the mun for reading the books too*

[big_badass_hero]

Yeah, considering it was yesterday when he did that. Kind of hard to drop it.

Well you know, beer and a burger and well after that it's still a little hard to figure out. You're not like any other gi... women I know. Most don't know how to handle a gun.

*Yeah well thank Wesker for screwing all that up right? And Chris knows that feeling all too well, his mun's half way through the first one.*

[jill_valentine]

My life has a lot more of the shoot and run for your life than the romantic stuff. I can't imagine being in space though, seems so science fiction-y.

[jill_valentine]

Oh, I guess a little more time has passed for me. Sorry you're going through all that right now, I wish I could say it get's better.

Beer and burger sounds pretty great. You've known me forever, I think we'd have fun doing whatever. Not that we'd have to do anything special at all, if we ever went out.

*Jill regrets her mun's devotion to the series, but the saving grace is that she likes early Jill*

[dominion_war_graduate]

And zombies aren't?

[jill_valentine]

oh... point taken. I guess it's all relevant to personal experience.

[big_badass_hero]

Yeah seems that way for a lot of people I know. Which makes things confusing. *Yeah he knows a version of his sister that's actually a year older than him. Makes for a lot of WTFery there*

Yeah, of course if we ever went out. And no cheesy monster movies okay? I think living through one's good enough for the rest of this life time.

*That's because early Jill is more kick ass than later Jill... Or at least more kick ass until she kick's Chris's ass (nooooooooo this mun didn't do that on purpose a few times just for fun)*

[jill_valentine]

I haven't run into Claire much, but I always keep my eye out for her, sort of figured it's what you'd do.

Yeah, a comedy. Some no brainer sort of movie you can eat popcorn and veg out to. Heck at that rate might as well just stay in the apartment and have a few beers and watch a couple movies.

*Totally more kickass, and cooler too. Roid Chris scares me a little, not gonna lie*

[big_badass_hero]

Yeah, The few I've run into... Well despite me wanting her to stay safe, seems she followed me into hell. Now I'm just hoping she just stays on the fringes of it. Though anyone hurts her or you and I'm going to forget I'm supposed to be one of the good guys.

Actually sounds like a good idea. Hell, if you'd want I'd probably cook. *Just don't let everyone else in the world know he's actually halfway decent*

*Why you think this mun likes the earlier Chris? more huggably adorkable.*

[jill_valentine]

*chuckle and grin at that* I'd follow you too Chris, I know if I can trust anyone in the world to have my back it's you. so I can see why Claire would go. And I'd follow you through hell just to be there with you.

Well if you cook the least I can do is spring for the movies and beer. *were they actually plotting out the entire hypothetical date? Looks that way*

*Mun clearly agrees, and ships them like a crazy, may or may not have adorable plushies hand in hand on her computer desk*

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It's not so weird for me now, given how many times I've talked to myself...Which sounds a bit crazy, I admit.

[big_badass_hero]

*Stunned silence a moment, because yeah... he wasn't expecting that from you Jill.* Really you would?

At least I know it would be good beer. *Grin, yeah hypothetical or not, Chris is liking this idea, hell he might just show up at Jill's anyway even if it's to hang out, co-workers can still do that right?*

*Mun's been tempted to get them as her first BJD's. Until then she's looking for the right yarn colors to make Amigurumi ones.*

[jill_valentine]

It does, but I guess we're good people to run into. I hope you're dong ok out there.

[jill_valentine]

Of course. You're my partner, I trust you.

The best a modest servant of the people can afford. *she laughed and in an all too cliche' unconscious female maneuver of flirtation tucked hair behind her ear before smiling. She wouldn't mind him coming over, and why not? They'd know each other a while, they worked together, it's totally normal. She hoped he'd call first so she could spruce the place and herself up though.*

*They would be awesome in any format. I have the RE1 figs by my TV, a Chris player sent them to me years ago. LOL. They guard my PS3*

[big_badass_hero]

*Chris chuckles*

Yeah meaning real stuff and not the light crap right? *Of course he'd call first, he doesn't want to walk in on something awkward after all. And if his sister found out he didn't try to be a gentleman when not on duty she'd kick his ass. And he'd probably let her.*

*That's actually cool. Our ps3 is guarded by Ghost in the Shell figures. And we have a model of an old beat up red truck I did on the TV, because I ran out of room for my figures in my room heh*

[jill_valentine]

Damn right I do, I'll work the extra calories off you in the gym.
*she smiled and raked her hair back* So.. it sounds like a solid plan.

*Hehehe! Awesome!*

[big_badass_hero]

*Oh Chris could think of better ways, but yeah not gonna risk getting smacked.* You mean more than the training se... Right, those won't be done anymore if Wesker's well... *He nodded though.* It does. Would you want to actually... I don't know try it some time?

[jill_valentine]

*So could Jill, but she's not willing to embarrass them both. Hell they can't even straight up ask each other out without making it safely hypothetical first*

Yeah actually I'd really like that.

[big_badass_hero]

*Of course not, if anyone was listening in like say Wesker you know it would cause problems.*

Then, I'll show up around... six?

[jill_valentine]

*Yes but the problems he causes tend to be worse than just awkward and inconvenient comments*

Six sounds great. Gives me time to shower and clean the place up a bit.

[big_badass_hero]

*Yeah, not going there!*

See you then. *He almost steps up to give her a hug but holds back because yeah, still in partner mode...*