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[circumnavigates]

Alright, about damn time! Let's get moving. First on the agenda: booze, lots of it. Second...forget that, it won't be happening any time soon! How d'you think the kid'll manage? Should we find out?

That's a stupid question, of course we should!

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[beforetights]

Oh.

[A pause.]

Wait, how can a child be your master? I thought all lords and masters were grown-ups with big beards.

[circumnavigates]

If they've got the money, what does it matter?

[beforetights]

I thought it wasn't for the money. It was for the wisdom.

[circumnavigates]

What the hell am I gonna do with more wisdom?

[beforetights]

Let it guide you so you can be a good knight?

[He sounds like he's reading off a manual.]

[circumnavigates]

...

[She blinks.

And then bursts out laughing for real this time.]

A knight? Me? You're funny, boy!

[beforetights]

If you're not a knight, what are you?

[circumnavigates]

Hmm, what indeed. The mercenary of the pirate world.

[beforetights]

Wow!

[He looks up at her with wide eyes.]

So you're a pirate? And you have a ship and everything?

[circumnavigates]

A ship? Try dozens.

[beforetights]

[His eyes go wide.]

That's like an army! If you've got so many ships, why do you need a Master?