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[circumnavigates]

Alright, about damn time! Let's get moving. First on the agenda: booze, lots of it. Second...forget that, it won't be happening any time soon! How d'you think the kid'll manage? Should we find out?

That's a stupid question, of course we should!

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[looselips]

What hare-brained idiocy are you rambling about this time?

[circumnavigates]

Aha, perfect timing, you want to be a man, don't you?

[looselips]

[NOPE SORRY THAT QUESTION IS WAY TOO SUSPICIOUS. Shinji can feel it in his bones. Besides...]

Hey, I just asked you something, didn't I? Maybe if you answer my question, I'll consider answering yours.

[circumnavigates]

I am answering your question, shut up and answer.

[looselips]

That doesn't answer anything! I mean, to start with, I'm already a man. [puffs] But let's say, hypothetically, that my answer is yes. What would you say then?

[circumnavigates]

Hah! You're about as much of a man as I am. Which admittedly might be a bit after all...

Anyway, I'd say it's time you had your first drink.

I don't know how to dear_mun are you supposed to consider game continuity HOW DOES IT WORK

[looselips]

Oh, is that all? Sorry, but you're a little late for that.

[He tries to sound nonchalant, but he makes a face as he tells her this.]

ANYTHING GOES

[circumnavigates]

Hoh, what did you do?

THEN I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR "STUPID STORIES FROM ANIMUS" NOW

[looselips]

I got curious, alright? [sounding a little defensive!] I mean, with the way you are about that stuff, what do you expect?

[she's a terrible influence on children!!!]

[circumnavigates]

Aren't you eight? Who the hell let you do that?

[OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE WHO SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO BE IN CHARGE OF A CHILD]

[looselips]

No one let me do it. I did it myself. And—

Wait a minute, weren't you just about to give me some?!

[circumnavigates]

Well sure. But I'm a no good pirate.

[looselips]

[Ugh.]

In that case, you can consider it your fault in spirit.

[circumnavigates]

You look up to me so much?

[looselips]

Wh— Did the cannons finally damage your ears or something? Because I don't remember saying that I look up to you.

[circumnavigates]

[She pokes his cheek, grinning.]

Then what's with the face?

[looselips]

[huff!] And while you're at it, maybe you should get your eyes checked, too!

[circumnavigates]

And you need an attitude adjustment, Master.

[beforetights]

Who's the kid? Is he your son?

[Sorry, Rider. Kid! Cu isn't all that bright.]

[circumnavigates]

[She practically bursts out laughing.]

No way! My stupid brat of a Master!

[beforetights]

Oh.

[A pause.]

Wait, how can a child be your master? I thought all lords and masters were grown-ups with big beards.

[circumnavigates]

If they've got the money, what does it matter?

[beforetights]

I thought it wasn't for the money. It was for the wisdom.

[circumnavigates]

What the hell am I gonna do with more wisdom?

[beforetights]

Let it guide you so you can be a good knight?

[He sounds like he's reading off a manual.]

[circumnavigates]

...

[She blinks.

And then bursts out laughing for real this time.]

A knight? Me? You're funny, boy!

[beforetights]

If you're not a knight, what are you?

[circumnavigates]

Hmm, what indeed. The mercenary of the pirate world.

[beforetights]

Wow!

[He looks up at her with wide eyes.]

So you're a pirate? And you have a ship and everything?

[circumnavigates]

A ship? Try dozens.

[beforetights]

[His eyes go wide.]

That's like an army! If you've got so many ships, why do you need a Master?