Scanty (
betterthanpanty) wrote in
dear_mun2013-11-22 03:38 pm
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And the shipping wars have begun again!
You're at it again!!! What is it with you and your erratic shipping?! I don't care how "perfect" you think I look with one person or another, your ideas are totally ridiculous!!
And you can stop thinking about putting me in scenarios with that man who's part cat. No. Just no. Won't happen. EVER. That's bestiality, and it's against the ruuuuuuuuuules!!
[Awwww, c'mon Scanty, you like at least one of the other guys I ship you with!!]
...I'll admit that. But calling him and I your "OTP"?? Seems rather obsessive and CRAZY to me!! Downright mad!!
Besides...we hardly ever get to play with him because YOU keep being annoying!!
[I can't heeeeeeelp it!! You two are so CUTE together~!!]
....Regardless! You're being crazy, so KNOCK IT OFF!!
And you can stop thinking about putting me in scenarios with that man who's part cat. No. Just no. Won't happen. EVER. That's bestiality, and it's against the ruuuuuuuuuules!!
[Awwww, c'mon Scanty, you like at least one of the other guys I ship you with!!]
...I'll admit that. But calling him and I your "OTP"?? Seems rather obsessive and CRAZY to me!! Downright mad!!
Besides...we hardly ever get to play with him because YOU keep being annoying!!
[I can't heeeeeeelp it!! You two are so CUTE together~!!]
....Regardless! You're being crazy, so KNOCK IT OFF!!

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You're too kind!
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Also, is that the man you were speaking of in the comments below? Because I can see what you mean~
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[Doooown, Scanty...]
Perhaps...what do you think of him?
[Everything about her tone says 'be veeeery careful how you answer...']
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[Wink]
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Again, you're too kind.
[That's Scanty-ese for "In my dreams..."]
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[Leaning closer with flash of wickedness]
I loooove how easily he got you on your knees. You look good like that too. It's almost unfair.
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D-don't patronize me!! .........I couldn't help it! I-it's a ruuuule, you know!! I offended him, so naturally I needed to apologize and make it up to him!!
[Scanty's eyes are suddenly glued to the ground. Yeeep nervous Scanty is nervous.]
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[Jinx is just gonna have her fun now since she's here and reaches up to stroke her ear]
And how did it feel? Down at his feet, desperate for his favor and forgiveness?
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[But Scanty's not about to admit that vocally, not to anyone but Asura. The grin on her face is positively ferocious.]
Now, now. Don't test my patience. I do enjoy your company Jinx, that is true. Almost as much as I enjoy my sister's. But it's unwise to test my temper, wouldn't you agree?
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[She purrs]
I can't help it, you may love him but I still want to have my fun with you. And it WAS pretty sexy to see.
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[Short of her doing something unspeakable to Kneesocks.]
A-and when did I say 'love'?? I don't recall using that word!!
[...because it's not totally obvious or anything Scanty...come on now...]
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But let me just ask you this. How would you feel, how would you react if he walked up to you, and placed a collar around that pretty little neck of yours?
[Fingers tracing down to stroke said neck]
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It is not something I would normally tolerate.
[She doesn't like tight, binding things...they make her anxious. But her mun enjoys making Scanty anxious!]
...but...if he wanted such a thing...I suppose I would have to oblige.
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[Hand away from Scanty now tapping her chin]
Willing to do something for him that normally you wouldn't tolerate.
Sounds like love to me~
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And haven't you ever done something you wouldn't ordinarily do for someone else??
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But more often then not it's because I feel something for them. Something strong. I'm selfish like that.
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[Scanty's hand goes to her chin in thought.]
...how far do you usually go in actions like that? I mean, how far are you willing to go for this person for whom you've done things you normally wouldn't?
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For the right person? For that special someone who makes me feel my best? I've risked my life and given up things I've enjoyed to keep them because I care about them more.
Not to mention I'm willing to try things I wouldn't have done before.
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[But why? What compelled her to do so? That she couldn't answer.]
Interesting...
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I've always been a bit of a romantic, but I'm stubborn. I liked to tell myself nothing would change me from being a bad girl to anything resembling a boring heroic type.
But well...the heart wants what the heart wants.
And then lust makes up for everything else.
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[She leans towards Jinx, a grin on her face.]
So...you're in love with a hero?
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In one universe...
In another fell for and made love with the Goddess of chaos. She was my first~
And in another world? A civilian. Nether good or evil.
And of course, I've had some passing fancies.
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The Goddess of Chaos, eh? I can see why you were so drawn to me then!
[Ego's inflating again...]
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[Sheepish smile, with such pale skin her blush is much sharper contrast on her cheeks]
And you do inspire just the most deliciously wicked thoughts.
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I see...
I myself could go either way I suppose.
[Devil knows she and her sister had sought carnal satisfaction in each other.]
But I usually feel a strange loyalty when I find myself enamored with someone in particular. It's what sets me apart from the Angels of my world, you see.
They'll sleep with as many men as they can get their hands on. I try to keep it to one [Two, if you count her sister.] at a time.
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