And the shipping wars have begun again!

[betterthanpanty]

You're at it again!!! What is it with you and your erratic shipping?! I don't care how "perfect" you think I look with one person or another, your ideas are totally ridiculous!!

And you can stop thinking about putting me in scenarios with that man who's part cat. No. Just no. Won't happen. EVER. That's bestiality, and it's against the ruuuuuuuuuules!!

[Awwww, c'mon Scanty, you like at least one of the other guys I ship you with!!]

...I'll admit that. But calling him and I your "OTP"?? Seems rather obsessive and CRAZY to me!! Downright mad!!

Besides...we hardly ever get to play with him because YOU keep being annoying!!

[I can't heeeeeeelp it!! You two are so CUTE together~!!]

....Regardless! You're being crazy, so KNOCK IT OFF!!

Comments

[badluckbabe]

Hee hee hee~

I'm sorry dear but it's both amusing and unfortunate how the muns never seem to abide by the ruuuuules.

[betterthanpanty]

It is most certainly not amusing! It's downright ridiculous!! How can they not comprehend simple rules?? It's not like it's difficult!

In this regard it's very simple: If my mun wishes to 'ship' me (which, by the way, I see no reason how this term has come to refer to 'coupling') with anyone, it should be this man or someone very similar.

NOT EVERYONE UNDER THE SUN!!

[badluckbabe]

I know the term comes from Relationship, but it's still a bit of a stretch to me.

As for your taste, why is this particular man so preferable?

[betterthanpanty]

[Have a rare moment of Scanty's cheeks turning pink - like she's almost swooning.]

He's tall, handsome, powerful, totally unpredictable and does whatever pleases him without regard for consequences.

[....in other words he's her total opposite and for some reason she finds it appealing instead of appalling like she usually does. And what she's not telling you is that HE'S TOTALLY INSANE!!]

[badluckbabe]

[Ugh, that rings so close to home it's not even funny for Jinx. She forces a smile]

Well how could you resist? And they feel the same way about you I hope?

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty's entire body freezes for a few seconds. As if time itself has stopped. Her expression takes a total 360 and now she almost looks dejected, defeated - still, she mimics Jinx without knowing it and forces a smile.]

I don't...know. I think he does? But I never assume anything...

Why would a god be interested in a Demon anyway...

[She's unaware that she actually says the last part, however quietly she may have done so.]

[badluckbabe]

[A softer smile and she moves closer to stroke her cheek]

I think the better question is, why would anyone not be interested in you.

Just remember, boys are stupid. No matter how perfect they are. Sometimes they can't see something amazing that's right in front of them.

If you really want him? Take him. You of all demons deserve it.

[betterthanpanty]

[Her cheeks turn pink at the contact. Still, the smile on her face is forced.]

That's the age-old pep talk response now, isn't it? Come now, be honest with me.

[If it's anything Scanty's come to value, it's Jinx's blunt, no-nonsense honesty.]

[badluckbabe]

[A chuckle and she blushes herself]

Alright, honestly? I'm jealous. And if he can't see how wonderful you are then he doesn't deserve you.

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty mimics the chuckle.]

Jealous, are you? You flatter me.

[A slight sigh.]

I would hope he does...but...who knows what men see?

[badluckbabe]

What can I say? I like you, alot. Why do you think I was so eager to follow you home?

[Sighs as well]

Tell me about it. People in general are just impossible sometimes. Demons are much more straight forward as funny as that sounds.

[strongestcoward]

Crazy... Mad... Erratic...You're using those terms in a derogative manner.

[betterthanpanty]

Because on my mun it's drastically unattractive.

Don't misunderstand, my lord, in regards to you those adjectives are irresistible~

[strongestcoward]

Nevertheless, those are items of my domain. A part of me. I believe an apology is in order.

[He points to the ground, probably indicating he wants it in a grovelling manner. He has his Stern Face on and everything.

Incidentally, his black fingernails have, one letter each, C-L-O-W-N-P-A-R-T-Y written on them in white today. Because he felt like it.]

[betterthanpanty]

[Her green eyes flicker over his manicure, out of idle curiosity, not judgment. She's long since acclimated to Asura's eccentricities...or so she thinks, anyways.]

[Well, rules are rules; if you offend someone, you apologize in a manner which they indicate.]

[Scanty slides fluidly to her knees in front of him, green eyes wide as she looks up at him pleadingly.]

Please, forgive me Lord Asura! It was not my intention to offend you or insult your realm!

[Her head bows low.]

I beg your forgiveness, my lord!

[strongestcoward]

G-geeze, don't overdo it...

[His sternness melts immediately. In fact, he seems downright embarrassed all of a sudden, but not overly so. He pats her on the head softly, keeping her gaze down whilst he reasserts himself.]

Hm. Good girl, anyway. My Scanty is very eager to please, isn't she?

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty smiles, glad that she seems to have earned his favor back. Green eyes glance up at him through thick lashes again.]

Eager to please you, yes my lord.

Is it not the duty of a Demoness to serve and please a Demon God?

[strongestcoward]

Hmph.

[He idly plays with her hair using a couple of fingers, but makes a show of looking up and away from her.]

What am I to do with you? Silly girl...

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty almost pouts a bit, blinking those wide green eyes, batting those dark lashes at him.]

Oooh, please don't me angry with me, my lord! I could not bear to be the source of your displeasure.

[She leans up a little, but still on her knees before him.]

Surely there's some way I can get back into your good graces, Lord Asura?

[strongestcoward]

[He curls a finger around some hair for a moment or two, still looking away, before removing his hands entirely from her.

Turning to look at her again, he speaks in an incredibly dry voice-]

It's no good if I have to tell you what to do. That's second rate service.

[He's probably just messing with her. He's like that.]

[betterthanpanty]

[Another mock-pout, though it seems convincing enough. She's quiet though, reveling in the touch of his fingers in her hair.]

[She almost lets out a slight whine when his touch leaves her.]

Well...you have a point there.

[There's a slight smirk on her face as she tilts her head up at him.]

Perhaps your lordship would be so kind as to permit me to serve you properly. As a demon...as a woman should serve a man...

[Messing with her or no, she'll push this as far as she can without offending him again. She's a Demon, it's apparently what they do.]

[caster_blaster]

Cat guy? Doesn't that mean he has...you know. Barbs on his naughty bits?

[betterthanpanty]

Wh-what!?? They have that?? No!! I mean- How would I know such a thing? I haven't had even the most remote interest in him to find out!

[The easier answer for that question would be "I don't know, and I don't want to know!"]

[caster_blaster]

Hey, I can only go by what cats have. I don't know if cat people are different. The only cat-like person on my ship is a Ctarl, and she's a girl. Not like I'm gonna' ask her.

[betterthanpanty]

...you've examined cat genitalia to that kind of excess?

Are you that bored in space?

[She can't help but laugh, teasing him.]