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David ([personal profile] tolettheworldbe) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-05 10:00 pm

muse #2 for a second voice test. also reserved at [community profile] route_29

I think stopping Metal Gear RAY is a little bit more important than playing around with you.

What the hell's a 'Pokemon' anyway...?
vulpesvivus: (to shoot at someone who outdrew you)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-06 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem. Just leave it to me.

[AHEM. Here comes the technobabble train.]

'Pokemon' is basically a term to cover what might as well be called a race of creatures with hundreds of varying species. People catch, train, and fight with them--I'd go into the origin of the video game series in most worlds, but I have a feeling I might lose you in that aspect.

Anyway, they vary in size, appearance, and capabilities; they're grouped into several different elemental types based on what they can do. Water, grass, fire, electric, and so on.

[Whoops, is that a Pokeball in his hand? Watch the hell out.]

And they're kept in Pokeballs like these. Which I might add completely defy the laws of conservation of mass as well as basic logic and common sense.

[POP, out comes an eleven-foot long purple cobra.]



This, for example, is an Arbok--a poison-type that's not all that uncommon. I call her Kotai.

Any questions so far?

[RIGHT BECAUSE THAT MADE ABSOLUTE SENSE...]
Edited (whoops i lied, fit it in one comment.) 2012-03-06 19:31 (UTC)
vulpesvivus: (you don't really care for music do you)

I consider this a great personal victory.

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-07 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Sort of. It's not really as bad as it sounds--I'd be complaining a lot more about it if all they did was fight.

[Houndour? Hey, good idea. Liquid started with a Houndour, but he's not gonna tell you that.]

Houndour's a pretty good choice. They're not quite as dangerous as they probably look. You might want to watch out, though...it kind of breathes fire.
vulpesvivus: (to shoot at someone who outdrew you)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-07 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
They're not too difficult. I've seen one or two that are actually pretty nice.
vulpesvivus: (from your lips she drew the hallelujah)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-10 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Let's be honest, it's going to be pretty confusing either way. [A laugh.] It's kind of ironic, that's about the same time it was for me when I first showed up there.

THREADJACK

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-09 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Why is that thing enormous and purple?

[It could swallow a camel spider and barely notice.]
vulpesvivus: (not somebody who's seen the light)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-10 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
She's not a thing, James, she's an Arbok. Her name's Kotai and that's just how she looks.

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-10 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[That is a very familiar lecturing tone.]

Excuse me for being rude to the 3 metre long---how do you know my name?

[He's been very friendly with a few Otacons, but he's never seen this one before, and certainly not told him anything top secret]
vulpesvivus: (to dream again in the light)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-10 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
You should really apologize. She already doesn't like you. [Yep, this is a huffy snake.]

[Meanwhile, Otacon points upthread because this is Metal Gear and what is a fourth wall.]
I said I was traveling with Liquid. You're both about the same age, and it stands to reason you'd have the same name.

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh]

[Liquid crouches down, though the creature is practically his height already. It may be a deranged neon serpent-creature, but it is Hal's deranged neon serpent-creature.]

I am very sorry I called you a thing...Kotai.

[He looks sharply at Hal]

One of me? And Snake is going there too? [This is absolutely not jealousy.]
vulpesvivus: (used to live alone before I knew you)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS COBRA KNOWS SARCASM WHEN SHE HEARS IT. But fine. She won't eat you. This time.]

Looks that way, yeah. I'll probably be losing sleep trying to convince him not to run out of Ecruteak on his Gyarados hellbent on breaking Snake's spine.

...Again.

[can you just HEAR the '8|' in his voice, because he is so used to this shit by this point.]

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-10 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It's as sincere as Liquid can get to something that looks like it should be spray-painted on the side of an aging hippy's van.]

Good...girl. The next fat, juicy rat I find is all yours.

[A fair number of those words are gibberish, but Liquid gets the gist.]

[grins] That's how we show affection.

[he claps Hal on the shoulder]

If he's close enough to you to give you his name, you might even be able to slow him down.