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David ([personal profile] tolettheworldbe) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-05 10:00 pm

muse #2 for a second voice test. also reserved at [community profile] route_29

I think stopping Metal Gear RAY is a little bit more important than playing around with you.

What the hell's a 'Pokemon' anyway...?
vulpesvivus: (david played and it pleased the lord)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-06 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wh...what? You're seriously coming to Johto?
vulpesvivus: (from your lips she drew the hallelujah)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-06 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Y-yeah...of course.

[Hesitant? Nah. Just your imagination, Snake.]

It's been a long time since I've seen you. Or almost anyone else from back home.
vulpesvivus: (to dream again in the light)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-06 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, almost.

Look, don't overreact when I tell you this. I've known him for more than a year, and he's different than either of us would remember. So there isn't really anything to worry about, but...I've been traveling with Liquid.
vulpesvivus: (the minor fall and the major lift)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-06 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[The fact that he doesn't even flinch says a lot about the kind of crazy your ol' pal here has been through. All he does is adjust his glasses and wait for you to finish, thank you very much.]

First off, I don't think that's what I meant by 'don't overreact'. Take a breath and calm down, that can't be good for your health.

Second, from a wider point of view on a temporal scale- [Did you want technobabble, Snake? Too bad, here ya go.] -he hasn't. Not yet. See, in the same way that it's pretty obvious you and I are at least five years apart, Liquid--this Liquid, the one I know--is from even further back on the timeline. He hadn't even heard of Shadow Moses until I mentioned it. He's nine or ten years younger than that.

Thirdly, I'm not that gullible anymore. [Just kind of close.] I was terrified of him at first, and if you told me back then he'd end up being the closest friend I had in Johto I would have laughed and run in the other direction.

Snake, just...trust me on this. I know I've been wrong before, but this isn't like that at all.

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-06 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
[crashes through a window]

BBBRRRROOOOOTHEEEEERRRR!!!!
vulpesvivus: (seen your flag on the marble arch)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-06 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[well, he nees to knock that off too 8T]

Basically, yeah. You kind of get used to the whole time after a while, to be completely honest.

[Sigh.]

I'm not asking for a miracle, Snake. I know he's a little...unbalanced, for lack of a better word, but he's not really all that bad.
vulpesvivus: (hallelujah; hallelujah)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-06 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? What is it, Snake?
vulpesvivus: (to shoot at someone who outdrew you)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-06 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem. Just leave it to me.

[AHEM. Here comes the technobabble train.]

'Pokemon' is basically a term to cover what might as well be called a race of creatures with hundreds of varying species. People catch, train, and fight with them--I'd go into the origin of the video game series in most worlds, but I have a feeling I might lose you in that aspect.

Anyway, they vary in size, appearance, and capabilities; they're grouped into several different elemental types based on what they can do. Water, grass, fire, electric, and so on.

[Whoops, is that a Pokeball in his hand? Watch the hell out.]

And they're kept in Pokeballs like these. Which I might add completely defy the laws of conservation of mass as well as basic logic and common sense.

[POP, out comes an eleven-foot long purple cobra.]



This, for example, is an Arbok--a poison-type that's not all that uncommon. I call her Kotai.

Any questions so far?

[RIGHT BECAUSE THAT MADE ABSOLUTE SENSE...]
Edited (whoops i lied, fit it in one comment.) 2012-03-06 19:31 (UTC)

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-06 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[FOR HIM TO CRASH THROUGH]

SO YOU FINALLY SHOW YOURSELF!NOW WE'LL SEE WHO IS THE TRUE SON OF BIG BOSS!

[flying tackle!]
vulpesvivus: (you don't really care for music do you)

I consider this a great personal victory.

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-07 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Sort of. It's not really as bad as it sounds--I'd be complaining a lot more about it if all they did was fight.

[Houndour? Hey, good idea. Liquid started with a Houndour, but he's not gonna tell you that.]

Houndour's a pretty good choice. They're not quite as dangerous as they probably look. You might want to watch out, though...it kind of breathes fire.

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-07 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Liquid proceeds to happily punch him in the face]
vulpesvivus: (to shoot at someone who outdrew you)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-07 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
They're not too difficult. I've seen one or two that are actually pretty nice.

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-07 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[GOOD JOB BROTHER, YOU FOUND THE POINT]

[OW]

At least your mun gives you someplace to go besides dressing rooms
imthe_shit: (it's never that easy.)

[personal profile] imthe_shit 2012-03-09 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Route 29, huh... [ He frowns a bit. ] ... If you get in... take care of...




... Never mind.

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-09 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Who could be more important than ME?!!?

[for that have a knee to the groin]

Maybe I should follow you!

THREADJACK

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-09 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Why is that thing enormous and purple?

[It could swallow a camel spider and barely notice.]

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-09 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Because it's there!]

[GAAAH! Liquid combines doubling over with a headbutt]

WHAT?! There's others of me!? You'd better not be fighting with them!

[SO JEALOUS]
imthe_shit: (depressing old man talk)

[personal profile] imthe_shit 2012-03-09 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
... I used to be there a while ago... I was the Snake that was in the game before.

I left behind some people and I regret it. So... Look out for Heather if you see her.

I told her I'd be there for her, but I didn't stay. [ The guilt he feels is pretty obvious. ] She'll probably get confused when she sees you...

I left my Pokemon with Heather, so... she might give them to you. I don't know, I just want her to be happy.
vulpesvivus: (from your lips she drew the hallelujah)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-10 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Let's be honest, it's going to be pretty confusing either way. [A laugh.] It's kind of ironic, that's about the same time it was for me when I first showed up there.
vulpesvivus: (not somebody who's seen the light)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-10 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
She's not a thing, James, she's an Arbok. Her name's Kotai and that's just how she looks.

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-10 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[That is a very familiar lecturing tone.]

Excuse me for being rude to the 3 metre long---how do you know my name?

[He's been very friendly with a few Otacons, but he's never seen this one before, and certainly not told him anything top secret]
vulpesvivus: (to dream again in the light)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-10 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
You should really apologize. She already doesn't like you. [Yep, this is a huffy snake.]

[Meanwhile, Otacon points upthread because this is Metal Gear and what is a fourth wall.]
I said I was traveling with Liquid. You're both about the same age, and it stands to reason you'd have the same name.

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh]

[Liquid crouches down, though the creature is practically his height already. It may be a deranged neon serpent-creature, but it is Hal's deranged neon serpent-creature.]

I am very sorry I called you a thing...Kotai.

[He looks sharply at Hal]

One of me? And Snake is going there too? [This is absolutely not jealousy.]
vulpesvivus: (used to live alone before I knew you)

[personal profile] vulpesvivus 2012-03-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS COBRA KNOWS SARCASM WHEN SHE HEARS IT. But fine. She won't eat you. This time.]

Looks that way, yeah. I'll probably be losing sleep trying to convince him not to run out of Ecruteak on his Gyarados hellbent on breaking Snake's spine.

...Again.

[can you just HEAR the '8|' in his voice, because he is so used to this shit by this point.]

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-10 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It's as sincere as Liquid can get to something that looks like it should be spray-painted on the side of an aging hippy's van.]

Good...girl. The next fat, juicy rat I find is all yours.

[A fair number of those words are gibberish, but Liquid gets the gist.]

[grins] That's how we show affection.

[he claps Hal on the shoulder]

If he's close enough to you to give you his name, you might even be able to slow him down.

[personal profile] whyamisobritish 2012-03-11 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[OW that does not end well for either of them]

[a little mollified, he settles for just trying to pin Snake and sit on him.]

Well. You'd better not like any of them better than me.
imthe_shit: (... goddammit heather.)

[personal profile] imthe_shit 2012-03-12 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... She has dirty blonde hair, and... freckles on her face and shoulders. The last time I saw her, she had a big bushy dog with her named Kujo.