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[fistmele]

And you say I'm embarrassing.

Chica, you need help.

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[metricfuckton]

I'll put a shitload of money on the fact that you are embarrassing.

:'D

[fistmele]

Dude.

[metricfuckton]

That doesn't sound like you disagreeing.

[fistmele]

I'm a blast, okay? I make great first impressions. I am not a social embarrassment.

[metricfuckton]

Dude.

[ That's right. She's using it against him. ]

[fistmele]

[ Clint Barton, this is your life: you will get sassed by hot ladies to death. ]

What, you don't believe me?

[metricfuckton]

Not even a teensy-fuckin'-tiny bit.

[fistmele]

Is it 'bust my fuckin' balls' day?

[ Grumble. ]

[metricfuckton]

[ A smirk. ]

You wish, buddy.