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[fistmele]

And you say I'm embarrassing.

Chica, you need help.

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[sick]

Eh. Could be worse, brother.

[fistmele]

I could look like Justin Timberlake.

[thermos]

Nice mug.

[sick]

There we go. Positive thinking already.

[nosebleeds]

That's racist.

[fistmele]

—what?

[fistmele]

[fistmele]

Thanks for the, uh, vote of confidence.

[thermos]

The other way around, dumbass.

[nosebleeds]

[nosebleeds]

Ese.

[fistmele]

[ Uh. ]

You're an asshole.

[thermos]

No shit, homes. What's up with your girl?

[fistmele]

Bro.

[fistmele]

You seriously expect me to talk to you about this?

[widowing]

You've got to be kidding me.

[thermos]

You're the one who opened your mouth first, now you got a problem with opening it back up again? Cut the foreplay. Spill.

[fistmele]

She started it!

[fistmele]

Jerking me around, time management— same old. I'm gonna guess you have something hugely insightful to add, huh?

[nosebleeds]

F'real.

[fistmele]

Are you medicated?

[widowing]

I'd say 'you could have done worse', but I'm not sure she can top this.

[thermos]

Mm, don't know. Does suck it up count? You're a big boy and you're worried about your fucking feelings. Wow.

Scary.

[fistmele]

I knew you'd be on my team.

[ SMUG. ]

[fistmele]

[ Must! Not! Punch! In! Face! ]

Thanks for the advice I in no way asked for, bro.