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[fistmele]

And you say I'm embarrassing.

Chica, you need help.

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[thermos]

Nice mug.

[fistmele]

—what?

[thermos]

The other way around, dumbass.

[fistmele]

[ Uh. ]

You're an asshole.

[thermos]

No shit, homes. What's up with your girl?

[fistmele]

You seriously expect me to talk to you about this?

[thermos]

You're the one who opened your mouth first, now you got a problem with opening it back up again? Cut the foreplay. Spill.

[fistmele]

Jerking me around, time management— same old. I'm gonna guess you have something hugely insightful to add, huh?

[thermos]

Mm, don't know. Does suck it up count? You're a big boy and you're worried about your fucking feelings. Wow.

Scary.

[fistmele]

[ Must! Not! Punch! In! Face! ]

Thanks for the advice I in no way asked for, bro.

[thermos]

It's my good deed for the year.

[ MUST SMILE 300% ]

You done yours yet?

[fistmele]

[ Well, he hasn't thrown a paperclip into his eye, so he thinks he's doing okay. ]

Working on it as we speak.

[thermos]

I'm getting on your nerves, aren't I. Am I? I am, right.