3x08 spoilers. After last night's episode mun knows what canonmate SHE wants for Christmas

[undealt]

 I don't think you comprehend the ramifications of what you're asking.

[IN WHAT WORLD

IS THIS IDEA MODERATELY OKAY???]

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[uncurse]

... A little fairy kid in a stupid green hat? I'm not sure how many ramifications are involved in that.

[undealt]

How many times do you have to see our stories played out before it occurs to you that perhaps this world has lied to you about them?

[uncurse]

It's Peter Pan, how different can it be?

[ex_galvanist88]

[you can hear the 'neener neener neener, your world is stupid' in his voice.]

God bless the poor soul who tries to map out your family tree.

[undealt]

[AT LEAST IT'S IN COLOR.]

This, coming from the man who reanimated his dead brother. I can see the Christmas cards now.

[ex_galvanist88]

At least my dad looks older than me.

[that...is a very small attempt at consolation, BUT WHALE WILL TAKE ANYTHING HE CAN GET.]

[untethered]

[ just what you need right now: ] Rumple? What's the matter?

[undealt]

[your dick is in a box, belle.]

Old enemies resurfacing in unpleasant ways. The usual.

[untethered]

What about our plan? [ it counts as 'ours' because SHE HELPED ] Did it... did it work? Pandora's Box?

[unhappily]

[ no wait, this is just what he needs rn ] She can't be serious.

[undealt]

I'd rather spend an eternity in that box.

[unhappily]

That could probably be arranged. You had one job, Gold.

omg everything is just turning up Horrifying in once isn't it?

[theboywiththebook]

[Hey thanks for getting stuck in a box, asshole.]

I'm sure it can't be all bad?

[Oh it's probably the end of Rumple's world.]

A LITTLE BIT.

[undealt]

[why'd you give peter pan your HEART, jerk.]

That depends on how you define "misery."

[theboywiththebook]

[Because it sounded like such a good idea.]

It's that bad?

[undark]

Papa? [Okay, shock at seeing him, but--]

Who else would you want? [As if those abandonment issues aren't festering.]

[undealt]

Considering the places I end up, I wouldn't wish them on anyone.

[WAR HE DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT, LOVECRAFT HORROR CITY, OR FUCKING TELEIOS. They are terrible and not at all child-friendly, Bae. :c]

[undark]

[WELL THAT SPARKS AN INTEREST.]

A place without magic? [So hopeful.]

[amberalert]

[ and the complete opposite of what you need rn ] That mun of yours just wants to have a little fun. Don't be so dramatic.

that is. the greatest username. ever.

[undealt]

[don't lock me in the box again, daddy. i'm sorry.

except not really, because EFF. YOU. PAN.]

Her version of fun is almost as suspect as yours.

thank you.

[amberalert]

[ rude. you're grounded, son. go think about what you did.
or didn't do. your plan sucked. ]

You just don't know how to have any.

[unhand]

...make her change her mind.

[HOOK IS NOT OK WITH THIS PLAN EITHER.]

[undealt]

Do you honestly think it's that easy?

[unlegged]

There you go being all... cryptic again.

[undealt]

[do you think this is a game, ariel.]

When the matter concerns inviting Peter Pan to afternoon tea [OR EVERY GAME HE IS PRESENTLY IN], one can't be anything but.