3x08 spoilers. After last night's episode mun knows what canonmate SHE wants for Christmas

[undealt]

 I don't think you comprehend the ramifications of what you're asking.

[IN WHAT WORLD

IS THIS IDEA MODERATELY OKAY???]

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[uncurse]

... A little fairy kid in a stupid green hat? I'm not sure how many ramifications are involved in that.

[ex_galvanist88]

[you can hear the 'neener neener neener, your world is stupid' in his voice.]

God bless the poor soul who tries to map out your family tree.

[untethered]

[ just what you need right now: ] Rumple? What's the matter?

[undealt]

How many times do you have to see our stories played out before it occurs to you that perhaps this world has lied to you about them?

[unhappily]

[ no wait, this is just what he needs rn ] She can't be serious.

[undealt]

[AT LEAST IT'S IN COLOR.]

This, coming from the man who reanimated his dead brother. I can see the Christmas cards now.

[ex_galvanist88]

At least my dad looks older than me.

[that...is a very small attempt at consolation, BUT WHALE WILL TAKE ANYTHING HE CAN GET.]

[undealt]

[your dick is in a box, belle.]

Old enemies resurfacing in unpleasant ways. The usual.

[undealt]

I'd rather spend an eternity in that box.

[undealt]

Apparently, that's becoming the norm for my family.

[He knew he was doomed when he realized everyone is age-fucked in this family.]

[uncurse]

It's Peter Pan, how different can it be?

[ex_galvanist88]

That and surprise relations out of nowhere. It wouldn't surprise me if you were related to half of Storybrooke.

[because seriously, dude. between your side of the family tree and the craziness that's the regina/snow/charming side, Storybrooke is one teen pregnancy away from an episode of Maury.]

[undealt]

I would think Hook was a fair example of how different it could be.

[HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE MENTIONED URCHIN CHILDREN, EMMA. HOW MANY.]

[uncurse]

... All right. Fine. Just how different are we talking?

[untethered]

What about our plan? [ it counts as 'ours' because SHE HELPED ] Did it... did it work? Pandora's Box?

[unhappily]

That could probably be arranged. You had one job, Gold.

[undealt]

He's someone you ought to be afraid of. And trust me if the agents could deem anyone unfit for rehabilitation, it would be him.

[undealt]

I believe we can safely eliminate the werewolves.

[BUT THAT'S IT...]

[undealt]

Yes. It worked.

[On.

the wrong.

person.] And I do hope Ariel managed to express my gratitude that you were able to get it for us.

[QUIETLY DEFLECTING BECAUSE HAHAHAHAHA. what about backfiring plans....]

[undealt]

He's a cheat.

[SHUT UP, REGINA. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.] And may I remind you, you were hardly a paragon of quick thinking where your mother was concerned.

[untethered]

[ well have a big ol' smile because WHY WOULD YOU LIE-- ]

She was perfectly lovely. [ with heart-wrenching eagerness, given the reality of things: ] So it's all over? That means you'll be coming back soon? That you found Henry?

[unhappily]

My mother also wasn't a teenager.

[undealt]

A teenager with the mind of an experienced con artist. [LOGIC!!!]

[undealt]

[yes, of course, dear. why would i lie about being grounded IN THE FUCKING NETHERWORLD.]

With any luck, the Captain will be preparing the ship now.

[Those idiots better have a PLAN B- oh my god, they're fucked. they're never coming home.]

omg everything is just turning up Horrifying in once isn't it?

[theboywiththebook]

[Hey thanks for getting stuck in a box, asshole.]

I'm sure it can't be all bad?

[Oh it's probably the end of Rumple's world.]