Original, homeless. Formerly at thewake_rp, way forever ago.

[rusts]

Next time we talk, you better not be on about anything involving inflating, vibrating, or prehensile... attachments.

You hear me?

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[talentedtongue]

Amen.

[rusts]

I can't fathom why she wants it to be this awkward.

[talentedtongue]

...because she's a sadistic psychopath?

[rusts]

No, that's the vampire down that way.

[talentedtongue]

Yeah, I saw that.

...Friend of yours?

[didnazithatcoming]

Vell.

Now zhat is an interesting coincidence.

Guten tag, Derek! It has been zo long.

[rusts]

...the hell is that username.

[didnazithatcoming]

Vhot zer hell is yours. It is not descriptive at all.

[rusts]

Mars is red because of iron oxide. Rust. A whole planet full of rust.

I don't know, she wanted a short one. -- No dirty puns, please.

[didnazithatcoming]

"Snipernosniping" vas already taken.

Zo your entire planet is nozhing but vorthless decay?

[herophelia]

Whatever it totally makes sense.

/not defensive at all :|

derp

[didnazithatcoming]

I did not zay it vas nonzensical. I zaid it vas nondescript.

[yoroshiku]

....... Inflating?

[rusts]

Don't wanna talk about it.

[yoroshiku]

[ SOMEWHAT CONCERNED ]

[rusts]

You okay, there?

[yoroshiku]

Yeah, just... fine.

the things you continue to make me do

[marsofmalcontents]

[Keywords. Just keywords.]

[rusts]

It's a universe where I'm an alien, okay?

so tempted to just say keywords again

[marsofmalcontents]

...is that supposed to make it better?

[rusts]

Maybe?

You should have heard the bit about the barbs.

[marsofmalcontents]

...can you be aliens that don't need air?

[Priorities, he has them. :| ]

[imthehero]

DEREK.

[rusts]

America.

[imthehero]

YOU'RE NOT OLD ANYMORE!