Original, homeless. Formerly at thewake_rp, way forever ago.

[rusts]

Next time we talk, you better not be on about anything involving inflating, vibrating, or prehensile... attachments.

You hear me?

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[talentedtongue]

Amen.

[rusts]

I can't fathom why she wants it to be this awkward.

[didnazithatcoming]

Vell.

Now zhat is an interesting coincidence.

Guten tag, Derek! It has been zo long.

[rusts]

...the hell is that username.

[didnazithatcoming]

Vhot zer hell is yours. It is not descriptive at all.

[rusts]

Mars is red because of iron oxide. Rust. A whole planet full of rust.

I don't know, she wanted a short one. -- No dirty puns, please.

[talentedtongue]

...because she's a sadistic psychopath?

[didnazithatcoming]

"Snipernosniping" vas already taken.

Zo your entire planet is nozhing but vorthless decay?

[herophelia]

Whatever it totally makes sense.

/not defensive at all :|

[rusts]

No, that's the vampire down that way.

[rusts]

One might say it was sniped.

My planet is the color of blood, which happens to be something you like very much.

[didnazithatcoming]

Considering zhat it is in inactive und zherefore dead, I must agree. I am upzet, but zhis is a happy second place.

Even native humans who have no idea of how to live on ozher vorlds are not as in love vith zheir planet are you are vith yours. It is disgusting.

[rusts]

I've even had sex with it, if you count all my 'verses.

[didnazithatcoming]

You zee? I vas not going to get at all jealous, und zhen you had to carry zer metaphor too far.

Zhough I zuppose zer name is fitting. You are far too rusty to be of much use yourzelf.

[yoroshiku]

....... Inflating?

derp

[didnazithatcoming]

I did not zay it vas nonzensical. I zaid it vas nondescript.

the things you continue to make me do

[marsofmalcontents]

[Keywords. Just keywords.]

[talentedtongue]

Yeah, I saw that.

...Friend of yours?

herp a derp

[herophelia]

Good. Cause I'm proud of it.

It was good enough to get her out of the apartment for dinner, anyway. XD

[didnazithatcoming]

I do not zee how making a journal eqvates to a night out.

[herophelia]

Mara's weird.

The end.

[rusts]

Lover.

Long story.

[rusts]

Don't wanna talk about it.

[rusts]

It's a universe where I'm an alien, okay?

[rusts]

Yeah, probably.

It's also true that rust, on Earth, was the thing that reminded me of home.

So I hear there are plans in the works for you.