I am not funny.

[puzzlemurder]

NO FuCK YOu.
I DON'T FuCKING HAVE ENOuGH OF A FuCKING BACKSTORY.
THIS IS FuCKING STuPID.
GET OFF THE COMPuTER.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

oh its u

[puzzlemurder]

NO DON'T ENCOuRAGE THIS BuLLSHIT.
SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING.
I HAVE NO CANON OTHER THAN A FEW FuCKING PESTERLOGS.
GO AWAY.

[tipsygnostalgia]

no i think i wanna enocrage her just to piss u off
*encourage

you wanna talk to me rly no need to act so TSUDNEREEEEE

[puzzlemurder]

HOLY SHIT.
CAN YOU JuST KNOCK IT OFF YOu CHEAP DIME STORE DRuNK.
SHE IS SERIOuSLY JuST PLAYING ME BASED OFF THOSE HANDFuL OF PAGES OF ME AND DIRK.
SHE IS RuINING ME. AND YOu IN TuRN ARE FuCKING ME uP BY ENCOuRAGING THIS COMPLETE AND uTTER FuCKING BuLLSHIT.

STOP IT.

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh come on i know those arent ur true feelings
you can drop the actu know
ir not i dont care
*or

your sis is waay better than u anyway at least she has manners

[puzzlemurder]

THERE'S NO FuCKING ACT HOLY SHIT.
WHY DO YOu MEAT SACKS THINK SHE'S MY SISTER ANYWAYS?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A FuCKING SISTER IS.

[tipsygnostalgia]

a sister is a female who came from the same parents as u
so u share the same genetics

i can kinda see a reselbleane i think even though ur like ppolar opposites personality wise
*resemblance

[puzzlemurder]

THE FuCK ARE PARENTS?
YOu KNOW WHAT. I'M CHOCKING THIS ALL uP TO THE DRuNK RAMBLINGS OF A CHICK WHO DOESN'T uNDERSTAND SHIT.

rofl

[tipsygnostalgia]

the buuuurn, it hurts

right i forgot you all come from a grub
meaning ur all related somewhow then bc the grub is your parent
see i at least make an effort to learn about ur alian culturez
unlike u

I still have no idea why im doing this.

[puzzlemurder]

YOu SAY IT AS IF WE'RE ALL BORN FROM EACH OTHER.
GROSS.

because its entertainiing |D

[tipsygnostalgia]

so whats ur deal anyway
for someone who hates us u sure spend a lot of time tlaking to us
one more than ost
*most
is that what this is
is that why ur so angry all he time
do u have a think for dirk?
did he reject u?

*thing

he has no canooooon XD

[puzzlemurder]

NO YOu SEE THIS IS THE FuCKING PROBLEM.
I PLAN ON GOING IN FOR A SINGLE SNIDE FuCKING COMMENT.
AND THEN ALL OF YOu TALK MY FuCKING VERBAL RECEPTORS OFF.
WHAT THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN BY THING?
NO FuCK THIS. YOu'RE JuST SOME DRuNK CHICK AND I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER ANY OF YOuR ASININE QuESTIONS.

xDD he will get some eventually ;A;

[tipsygnostalgia]

if you didnt rly want 2 talk to us you'd just leave
but you listen and then rant our ears off
its ok to admit that u want some ateniton u know
*attention

i'm just sitting here, laughing at myself. uu has NO canon yet. ah well, shits and giggles, right?

[puzzlemurder]

I HAVE BETTER PEOPLE I COuLD SEEK ATTENTION FROM IF I WAS THAT LONELY.

its still fun though |D

[tipsygnostalgia]

do u?
do u rly?

like who

[biwinning]

fiix your keyboard kk.
your u ii2 broken.

[puzzlemurder]

WHO THE FuCK IS KK?!

[biwinning]

...
not you apparently.
nvm.
who the hell el2e u2e2 grey font?

seriously what the fuck am i doing.

[puzzlemurder]

YOuR LuSuS

being a rude dick

[biwinning]

what are you, three 2weep2??

i'm just going to sit on the edge of the internet and wait to fall off because i did this.

[puzzlemurder]

IF I WAS THREE WOuLD I HAVE BANGED YOuR MATESPRIT YESTERDAY?
YEAH I DIDN'T THINK SO.

[biwinning]

holy fuck you are.
thii2 ii2 noob2 fiir2t 2troll on the iinternet ii2n't iit??
ju2t barely hatched and you're learniing two type.
you 2hould feel 2O PROUD.

you saw no code fuckup.

[puzzlemurder]

SuCK A BuLGE NOOKWHIFF.
I'M PROBABLY WAY OLDER THAN YOu ANYWAYS.
TRuST ME. I'VE BEEN TROLLING SINCE LONG BEFORE YOu WERE EVEN FuCKING GENETIC MATERIAL.

i screencapped it

[biwinning]

yeah ok.
troll harder wriiggler.

I'M RUINED D:

[puzzlemurder]

YOu CAN TROLL MY SHAMEGLOBES.

ill keep it secret

[biwinning]

ii thiink you do enough of that on your own.

; u ;

[puzzlemurder]

DON'T NEED TO. I'VE GOT LOSERS LIKE YOu TO DO THAT.

[biwinning]

U keep telliing your2elf that man.

[crabcatch]

I THINK YOU SHOULD BOTH GET YOUR ASSES OFF OF THE COMPUTER.
FORFUCKINGEVER.
SO I NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH SHITHEADS LIKE YOU OR THE MUNS STUPID ENOUGH TO PLAY YOU.

[puzzlemurder]

I'M STAYING FuCKNuTS.
BuT YOu AT LEAST SHARE MY FuCKING SENTIMENTS.
WHO THE FuCK IS STuPID ENOuGH TO PLAY ME.
ONE FuCKING PESTERLOG.

[crabcatch]

YEAH YOU HAVE SUCH AN INTRICATE BACKSTORY AND DEEP LAYERS OF PERSONALITY AT THIS POINT, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO PLAY MY INFERIOR COOKIE CUT OUT CLONE.
WHOEVER THE FUCK YOUR MUN IS THEY SHOULD JUST PLAY ME INSTEAD.
ACTUALLY FUCK IT, I TAKE THAT BACK.
I DON'T WANT ONE OF ME TO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH A MUN AS BEYOND HOPELESS AS YOURS.
HOW ABOUT THEY JUST STOP ALTOGETHER AND GET OFF OF THIS SITE.

[puzzlemurder]

FuCKING EXACTLY. I THINK SHE NEEDS TO JuST GET OFF THE COMPuTER AND HAVE A LIFE INSTEAD OF JOKINGLY PLAYING A RECENTLY DEBuTED CHARACTER FOR FuNSIES.
THIS IS ROLEPLAYING. DON'T YOu KNOW HOW FuCKING SERIOuS THIS IS?
HOW FuCKING DARE SHE PLAY SOMEONE WITH NO CANON EVEN IT'S JuST FOR SHITS AND FuCKING GIGGLES.

BuT SORRY MY MOuTHY LITTLE FuCKFACE SHE ALREADY DOES PLAY YOu.
I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR HER.

[crabcatch]

WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? DID YOU GO FROM AGREEING SHE'S BEING RETARDED TO DEFENDING HER IN THE SPACE OF ONE COMMENT?
EITHER THAT OR YOU ARE THE MOST UNINTENTIONALLY SARCASTIC ASSHOLE TO HAVE EVER LIVED.

[lol hypocrisy]

IN ANY CASE THAT'S FUNNY, CALING ME THE MOUTHY ONE.
YOU'RE CLEARLY TWENTY FUCKING TIMES WORSE THAN ME, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT. THAT'S TWICE THE FAILURE RIGHT THERE.

because she has wanted to comment on this all night orz

[tipsygnostalgia]

u both seem as bad as each other from my p.o.v. actaully
*actually