Continue, please? I...Um, well, the logic behind baring yourself intentionally is interesting, I bet! [And she's SINCERE please do tell why you show your buttcheeks]
Fine, fine...
But you shouldn't complain if you do insist on wearing that. Of course you're going to be open to attention of the...Um, less virtuous kind! I know you're not that sort of man, but you have to admit that it seems an obvious end.
[UNI THAT IS AN AWFUL PUN STOP]
i see what you did there gsdksdjk (using this again because i can)
They are standard for a knight of my ranking. I am not baring myself; they are for mobility. Other Riskbreakers wear similar outfits. [Translation: LEAVE ME ALONE, EVERYBODY DRESSES LIKE THIS IN VALENDIA.]
I'd have thought that, by now, my mundane would have learned to behave as behooves a young lady such as she.
...So there's more than one person wearing these pants? [chinrub-- oh noooo now she's going red all of these butts]
I, ah, um, yes! Yes, that's awful-- She shouldn't be making fun of your clothing if you have good reason for it, right? Neither one of those girls should! Your bottom has every right to be-- Oh, I--
[Fuck it she's just dissolved into embarrassed giggles sorry Ashley]
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UNI NO
Uni, these are not holes, they were designed with such a--
They do not need to be mended. Thank you.
BUTT--
Fine, fine...
But you shouldn't complain if you do insist on wearing that. Of course you're going to be open to attention of the...Um, less virtuous kind! I know you're not that sort of man, but you have to admit that it seems an obvious end.
[UNI THAT IS AN AWFUL PUN STOP]
i see what you did there gsdksdjk (using this again because i can)
I'd have thought that, by now, my mundane would have learned to behave as behooves a young lady such as she.
Truthfully, I am disappointed.
[SHUT UP ASHLEY. YOUR BUTT IS GREAT.]
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...So there's more than one person wearing these pants? [chinrub-- oh noooo now she's going red all of these butts]
I, ah, um, yes! Yes, that's awful-- She shouldn't be making fun of your clothing if you have good reason for it, right? Neither one of those girls should! Your bottom has every right to be--
Oh, I--
[Fuck it she's just dissolved into embarrassed giggles sorry Ashley]
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...
[going to wait for her to stop giggling. UNI PLS 8C]
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I--
Oh, Ashley, really?
[Yep, it takes probably...a minute? Yeah, a minute before she manages to regain her breath and stop the giggling.]
Goodness, I'm sorry. I-I mean, I don't doubt that it's good for your work and things...
But it's your bottom peeking out! [PFFFFFTTTT]
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[SERIOUSLY, THEY AREN'T THAT BAD. HE DOESN'T SEE WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY e_e
except they ARE that bad ashley pls]...I-I suppose.
But it certainly isn't something to laugh at. [like his mun looping My Humps this afternoon and sobbing with laughter IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY GUYS]
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I'm so sorry! I really am, I swear! You look fine!
But don't you get cold? Does it hurt to sit on rough things?
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It never occurred to me to think of such things...
[a) sometimes. b) no he has buns of steel]
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...You should be kinder to your bottom, you know! You only have one, and you use it to sit on!
Maybe take a cushion with you! That might help sometimes? I could make you one if you like, just as long as--
A-as long as you're taking care of yourself! Don't be ashamed to dress as you like! Show your bottom if it makes you happy!
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...
As thoughtful as that is, Uni, I'm afraid I'll have to decline the cushion.
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Butt, I can't force you. I'm just glad if you're happy, at the end of the day.
[Stop that smile Uni you're-- god]
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Uni you're awful. He doesn't know whether to laugh or cry.]