Hello Again

[kissthegrell]

Ah, it's you again, you lovely, boring adorable, sad little mundane woman you!

What is that? You MISS me? Of COURSE you do. You have ignored me for much to long. You love me? Of course you love me. Everyone loves me.

I'm loveable!

So, what do you want to do? I want to PLAY? Who will play with me?

Hummmmm?


[Mundane Warning: the Mundane is not responsible for any kisses, bites, sexual harassment, or chainsaw dismemberment that may occur form 'playing' with Grell.]

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[combat_ready]

[Have a fellow redhead who looks at the very most high-school age and is unarmed.]

What do you want to play?

Would you like to play with me?

Maybe I could braid your hair afterward?

[kissthegrell]

[The dark, shark-like smile spreads across his face, and a low, rough laugh reverberates through his chest and nose.]

Oh well look at you. Aren't you just ah-dor-ah-bull! Look, I don't play with kids. You can just get lost!

Where do you get off, huh? I don't play round with kids, and who said you could wear your hair red!

[Then suddenly he seems to register.]

Ah-wah? You want to braid my hair? You like my hair? It's beautiful isn't it? Deadly gorgeous!

[combat_ready]

[Luckily fear isn't something she usually registers easily as an emotion so Grell would have to try harder to be intimidating.]

Yes it's very pretty.

[kissthegrell]

[Compliments always disperse Grell's irritation. He twirls, his hair swirling around him.]

Oh it is! It IS! Isn't it! Why aren't you CLEVER! You CAN braid it, I will allow it.

[combat_ready]

Sensational!

[She seems positively elated and clamors over to Grell. Then it hits her.]

Could you show me how? I've never gotten to braid someone's hair before.

[kissthegrell]

You don't know HOW? You stupid little thing. What do you mean you don't know how? You want to braid MY hair, and you don't even know how? You'll make a mess of it! Go away, you little brat!

[combat_ready]

[Oh now you've just made her sad Grell. After a moment of processing it she just looks sad.]

I don't have a lot of friends so I never was able to braid someone's hair before.

Very well. Goodbye.

[She says that simple goodbye before turning and starting to walk away.]

[kissthegrell]

Wait Wait WAIT!

You ah, don't have ANY friends?

You never braided hair?

[She is a kid, after all. And, a kid with compliments.]

[combat_ready]

[She looks back up at Grell.]

Well I recently made a friend named Ruby, but other than that not really.

[She's also a kid who isn't let out much.]

I don't know how soon I'll get to see her again in my world either. I fought to protect her when I wasn't supposed to be out fighting and I got in trouble.

[kissthegrell]

Ruby! What a perfect gem, so beautiful and red! How wonderful to fight to protect a ruby. Very well, you have earned the right to braid my hair.

[Grell sits down on the floor, cross legged, and waits for her to start.]

Because I am an awful person...

[earlofphantoms]

Generally those who shout that they're lovable leave something to be desired.

Re: Because I am an awful person...

[kissthegrell]

Speaking of love and desire... who might YOU be, you gorgeous thing, you?

[earlofphantoms]

Vincent Phantomhive. {If he's thrown by the compliment, he doesn't show it.} And who might you be?

[kissthegrell]

Ah-ahn... I know YOU'RE family, you gorgeous thing. You look like him, but you're not. I can tell because you are a genuine human. Pity.

The name is Grell Sutcliff, and you can call me anytime.

[earlofphantoms]

Him? Who do I look like? {He smiles faintly, the expression veiled.} And what would you happen to be, Mister Sutcliff? Not human?

[kissthegrell]

Oh no, you are definitely not him. He would know what I was... [Grell laughs again.] But can't you tell? I'm much too ravishing to be just a human, don't you think? Except, you're not bad yourself.

Who do you look like? Oh... nooo oonnneeee....