on, well, everything. (stop me if you've heard this one before.)

[sleuthtastic]

We used to be friends.

A long, long time ago.

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[wracked]

And I think that's just beautiful.

[sleuthtastic]

Ah, the boy from the wrong side of the tracks. Do I wait for you to grow facial hair and slam-dunk to win the honor of being my date for prom?

[wracked]

Were I you, I wouldn't go putting any bets on that second option for a few years. This isn't How Stiles Got His Groove Back, okay? The closest this guy is getting to a slam-dunk is a wadded up report on Lincoln that just barely smacked the rim of my trash can.

Why is it when you say wrong side it all sounds so judgey?

[sleuthtastic]

I have been told I possess a certain inflection that tickles the brains of wrongdoers.

[ That makes for being a good gossip girl. ]

[divert]

Maybe you could be again. Stranger things have happened.

[sleuthtastic]

And pigs could fly, and we could have a big, ugly building right in the middle of New York City that gets attacked by aliens.

[divert]

I don't know about the pigs, ma'am, but the rest of it sounds pretty probable to me. It looks like you're moving in the right direction, anyhow.

[sleuthtastic]

You could say I'm definitely a follower of instinct. And giant, world-changing catastrophes.

stops u

[instinct]

Must have slipped my mind.

unzips

[sleuthtastic]

Do you always look so persnickety?

bends over :c

[instinct]

What?

now i just gotta open this jar of mayo

[sleuthtastic]

No?

Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

[depo]

There are only two things I can say to that: copyright infringement.

[sleuthtastic]

Look at you and your knowledge of archaic opening credit themes.

[depo]

Hey, come on. More like look at me and my knowledge of mid-period Dandy Warhols' albums.

[sleuthtastic]

I pictured you as more of a Stevie Wonder and Aerosmith kind of guy.

[gabriel_gray]

Still not being taken seriously? I can't imagine why.

[sleuthtastic]

Not so much 'seriously' as it is 'with fear'.

[gabriel_gray]

Well, you're just not that frightening.

[drank]

[ This face. ]

[sleuthtastic]

Oh-hoh, you are so not any better.

[drank]

Just keep telling yourself that, Fourth Rock from the Sun.

[anthropomorphics]

Veronica Mars resurfaces. [ To darken another doorstep. ]

[sleuthtastic]

[ To brighten another porch, you mean. ]

Or have I always been here, pining away, waiting for you to notice?

[anthropomorphics]

[ You say tomato. ]

As fun as it would be to rewrite our story [ which, for the record in his eyes still falls under epic. ships sinking. wars fought. but, defensive, it is! ] I prefer the company of, let's call them fond [ read: accurate ] memories. Let's call some of them fond memories.