heading to lastvoyages soonish

[secretasshole]

I fail to understand why my "inevitable" dis-assembly at the hands of Mr. Lensherr would be a source of this much amusement to you.

You've been very intent on sending me to the Barge since viewing my canon in hopes that I will come to terms with some of my [And he doesn't quite sound amused, but there's something there in his tone that suggests something potentially similar to it.] quirks. This encounter seems like it would be detrimental to any sort of progress I would be making.

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[cannibalmind]

I daresay, sir, that even if he was allowed and managed to do such a thing, the effects could not last more than a week. People [yes, that's a slight emphasis there, he's quite sympathetic toward androids] are not allowed to suffer longer than that.

Dying is never comfortable, however. I do hope it does not come to this.

[secretasshole]

As an android, I think he will find I'm quite difficult to "kill". However, it is entirely possible for him to incapacitate me in a way that I will require assistance from those on board familiar with advanced technology similar to my own.

[cannibalmind]

Yes, your use of the word "disassembled" clued me in to that. But there is no cause for concern. There are and have been androids aboard, including my own Warden, and there are some very technically advanced individuals aboard as well.

[secretasshole]

I'm not concerned. I'm simply intrigued by my writer's apparent contradictions in logic.

[cannibalmind]

Yes, well, writers are good at that. Mine finds it "moving" to keep me under a constant low level of psychological torture.

[secretasshole]

I wish I could say that's surprising.

[wecanavenge]

I don't know, it seems terribly amusing to me.

[secretasshole]

It's an exercise in futility.

[wecanavenge]

Do you think that will be a deterrent?

[secretasshole]

No. I've been told you're very stubborn.

[wecanavenge]

And I've been told you're a thing who fancies itself a person.

[secretasshole]

One would think you would be more sympathetic, considering your situation.

[wecanavenge]

Would one? It's such a shame that my sympathy runs dry when it comes to experimenting scientists.

[secretasshole]

I'm hardly a scientist.

[wecanavenge]

You're hardly anything.

[secretasshole]

[THIS IS WHY HE'S GOING TO POISON YOU..............]

I'm sorry. If I could change my appearance to make you more comfortable, I would.

[lookattheworld]

If I know anything about Mr. Lensherr and the Barge, progress isn't much of a priority.

[secretasshole]

Perhaps you should talk to Professor Xavier. He seems to think otherwise.

[lookattheworld]

And is, rather unfortunately, in the minority.

Now then, you mentioned disassembly, didn't you?

[secretasshole]

I did.

[lookattheworld]

I've never met anyone who could be disassembled. What are you, precisely?

[secretasshole]

I am an android designed by Weyland Industries to assist mankind. I am a David 8 model.

[lookattheworld]

I suppose you haven't been doing much assisting, if it's to the Barge with you.

[secretasshole]

I suppose not. Although considering I have very little choice but to follow my programming, I'm not sure what she's hoping to accomplish.

[lookattheworld]

Perhaps some reprogramming is in order.