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I fail to understand why my "inevitable" dis-assembly at the hands of Mr. Lensherr would be a source of this much amusement to you.

You've been very intent on sending me to the Barge since viewing my canon in hopes that I will come to terms with some of my [And he doesn't quite sound amused, but there's something there in his tone that suggests something potentially similar to it.] quirks. This encounter seems like it would be detrimental to any sort of progress I would be making.

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No. I've been told you're very stubborn.

And I've been told you're a thing who fancies itself a person.

One would think you would be more sympathetic, considering your situation.

Would one? It's such a shame that my sympathy runs dry when it comes to experimenting scientists.

I'm hardly a scientist.

You're hardly anything.

[THIS IS WHY HE'S GOING TO POISON YOU..............]

I'm sorry. If I could change my appearance to make you more comfortable, I would.

[THERE ARE JUST A THOUSAND REASONS HE'S GOING TO RIP YOU APART, SORRY BRO]

I'm sure my comfort is your highest priority.

[YOU'RE NOT SORRY AT ALL.]

It is my primary directive, yes.

[Accurate :c]

Until someone comes along and gives you another.

[I forgive you. :c

David doesn't. :c

This is going to be really bad. :c]

I'm afraid that's not how it works.

[Really bad is such an understatement :c]

No? Then tell me about the man you poisoned. Please.

[I know you saw what I wrote. :C]

I wasn't programmed to poison him.

And no programmed to look after his comfort, it seems.

There's no reason to be concerned for your safety, Mr. Lensherr. [As long as you don't you know. Brutally maim him.]

Trust me, David: I'm not concerned. I know how to deal with you.

[So basically, maiming.]

I'm certain you do.

[So basically, poisoning.]

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