Finally caved and made an account after 5 movies...

[f_u_wesker]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. You haven't seen the first two movies in years and you've refused to watch the third one until you get those. And you have to buy the fourth one too.

I've got a few things to say though...

This is bullshit. As soon as I see Wesker? I'm shooting him in the face. More than once, in fact. If it kills him, good. Then I'll have kept a promise to myself. And then that homicidal bitch of a program is going to get taken down for good.

Everything just keeps piling up in my life since the t-Virus infected the population. And you're about to add to it. Consider yourself lucky that I'm right here and have no way to make this even.

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your journal name made me snicker |D

[flipkicking]

Sounds like your Wesker has the same cockroach tendencies as mine. [There might be just the slightest shift in her expression at using the possessive -- worse, her possessive -- for Wesker.

Still, the term gets the point across.]

You have my sympathy, for what it's worth.

That was the idea! XD

[f_u_wesker]

A mutant cockroach. Even one Wesker existing is enough. [Ew. Weskers. Ewww.]

And you have mine. It's good to see you, my Jill or not. [Wow, that is really weird.]

fitting! and pretty much how every character ever feels about him, tbh.

[flipkicking]

[oh God woman do you want to give Jill more nightmares] More than enough. I'm just glad he's one roadblock we finally managed to scratch off the list. [but now his kid is in the next game sob it never ends

That gets a polite kind of smile.] I've only known you by name before now. But I did hear my counterpart was supposed to give you trouble in this one. [You get used to the fourth-wall thing after a while. The only thing weirder is talking to yourself.]

Perfect then!

[f_u_wesker]

[No but she probably doesn't need Alice's help.] You actually knocked him off? Nothing I've done has gotten rid of him yet. I've even blown off half of his head.

[Oh man, did she ever...] Oh, she did. She really did; I was about three seconds away from death when I managed to rip that spider off her chest.

[Hopefully, she won't have to deal with talking to herself for awhile yet.]

[flipkicking]

[She rubs the back of her neck briefly] Took us over ten years, but yeah, we managed. If you ever find yourself near a volcano, see if you can't kick him into it and toss a couple RPGs into the mix. [Cross-medium Wesker hatred? Giving tips? Oh, yes, she is.

The nod she gives is brief, her previous smile a shade more serious.] Close call. I'm sure she's grateful, though. Positive, even. [Some things never change, even between adaptations. Hah, spider. Game fandom tends to use the term scarab. Why the bug obsession, Wesker.]

[f_u_wesker]

I'll see what I can do about that. Seems like a really satisfying way of killing him. I wonder if I can find a camera to save it for future generations.

[Tips are always welcome. Especially when it comes to Wesker-hatred.]

She definitely seemed like it when I came to on the chopper. Didn't have much of a chance to chat with her after that.

[Because he is a bug.]

[flipkicking]

I didn't get to pull the actual trigger, but it was still a nice sight to see. [Especially since it was only like two hours after she got away from that jackass. Vengeance is a beautiful thing; don't let that saying about eyes and blindness fool you.

clearly they should exchange phone numbers in case any technical details pop up in your next movie. If cell phones even still work in a post-apocalyptic world, I have no idea.

One eyebrow goes up.] No rest for the wicked, I'm guessing?

[IT ALL GOES BACK TO THAT. I THINK WE'VE UNCOVERED SOMETHING HERE.]

[f_u_wesker]

Take what satisfaction you can get, I'd say. It's better than just hearing about it. [Stupid saying, she likes getting revenge.

And that is a thing that should definitely happen. If not phones, then military quality radios. Those get plenty of distance.]

Not at all. As soon as I got to the White House, they lead me to the Oval Office where Wesker infected me with the T-Virus.

[Rubbing her neck lightly where he stabbed the needle into her neck.]

[I THINK WE HAVE INDEED!]

[flipkicking]

[Whoever came up with that saying clearly didn't know Wesker. B(

Radios are good. Those newfangled smartphones break too easy, anyway, especially for someone who jumps around as much as Jill does.

And she may have only known Alice by name before, but she's seen enough details regarding the other films to be openly surprised by that.] Again? God, what...

[And then surprise shifts to irritation. Yes, movie!Wesker, clearly more T-Virus is exactly what the world needs, especially when that's what messed it up in the first place. B| ] Did he bother explaining himself, or did he leave that for next time?

[CLEARLY THEY BOTH NEED TO KEEP A CAN OF RAID ON THEM AT ALL TIMES. IT MAY BE HIS SECOND WEAKNESS.]

[f_u_wesker]

[They obviously didn't. Obviously, introductions are in order. B|

They'd probably break without the jumping, actually. They're really not suited for anyone that's surviving an apocalypse.]

He gave an explanation while I was writhing on the floor, yeah. He said that the "old me" was the ultimate weapon to save humanity. So he needed the virus to bond with my cells again.

[An extra large can. And a lighter. Setting him on fire has to be entertaining.]

[flipkicking]

[Trufax. Although the films technically began before smartphones hit the market, so maybe all you Apocalypse refugees were spared wasting money in that regard.]

"Save humanity." Right. [There's an utterly deadpan quality to her tone; nothing at Alice, just at the idea that Wesker would ever "save" anyone. Not without a sinister purpose in mind, at least -- something Jill knows very, very well.

...Or perhaps the films are taking a turn for the Uroboros plot, in which case that would make sense in a twisted, villainy kind of way.]

Sounds like you'll have your work cut out for you. Especially if that sounds as familiar as I think it does.

[This is a beautiful plan.]

[f_u_wesker]

[Probably Nokia's are what everyone uses. Those are hard to bust.]

That's his claim. And I have no way of proving him wrong since he's partly responsible for saving me from Hive Prime.

[That... would be awful.]

I hope it will be. Things are looking grim though with all the infected around us at there.

[Simple but beautiful.]

[flipkicking]

[True. Those suckers are built like bricks.

Jill gives an acknowledging frown.] He does tend to know what he's talking about, for good or bad. Usually bad.

[At least then you might get the volcano option?]

Sounds like it. We're used to dealing with up to thousands at a time in the worst cases, but worldwide is just... [Horrible. Depressing. Something she's not ever going to let happen in her 'verse, as long as she's breathing.] ...Well. "Grim" is putting it mildly.

[The most beautiful plans usual are pretty simple.]

[f_u_wesker]

[They could build a secure hideout from those things.]

Hopefully it won't turn out worse this time. I'm not going to bother crossing my fingers though.

[God, she hopes so.]

A worldwide infection sometimes makes you wonder what the point of fighting is. [Alice hopes she succeeds. That's not something anyone else should have to deal with.]

You're tellin' me.

[Very true.]

[flipkicking]

[And maybe some kind of melee weapon to bash Wesker over the head with after they light him on fire.]

You've gotta catch a break sooner or later. Hopefully sooner. [She smiles slightly. Eternal optimist, this one.]

While I can't relate on the worldwide perspective, I can imagine. [And all the same, Jill knows what despair is. Raccoon and Africa each made sure of that.] The way I see it, at that point there's nothing to do but fight. Even if you fail, it beats running and later regretting that you didn't at least go down trying. [It's the opinion of a fighter, anyway.]

[f_u_wesker]

[So many uses for a Nokia phone. Not enough time in life.]

I'm hoping for sooner, if it comes. [Glad one of them is.]

That's a good way of thinking about it. I'm not going to stop fighting, there are still people alive.

[flipkicking]

[Maybe Umbrella should look into researching uses for those -- actually, no, the game universe would end up with an evil cell phone line that infects people with Yeerks Las Plagas via their ears; the movie universe would see a worldwide zombie network that Wesker would constantly tap into to stalk Alice like the creeper he is.]

That's the best reason to fight, in my opinion.

[A light shrug.] Well, good luck, wherever you end up. Back home or out here. Sometimes I'm not sure which is more of a challenge.

[f_u_wesker]

[Oh god no, that would be awful! Creeper stalkers and phone viruses, jeez. Let's hope no one spotted that.]

I'd have to agree with you, honestly.

[And Alice nods, giving her a small grin.] Same goes to you. Maybe we'll run into each other again.

[flipkicking]

[THIS NEVER HAPPENED. Capcom and Anderson, gtfo of here]

Thanks. Maybe we will.