Canon is Gravity Falls; thinking of bringing to Overjoy

[beadazzled]

Hey mundane! Mundane mundane mundane!

It's kinda lonely without Dipper here! It's kinda boooooring! But maybe we can find him here I mean he's gotta be somewhere right! That darn rascal can't hide too far away!

The new city we're going to sounds neat too! Gravity Falls is okay but sometimes it's kinda bluh and it's kind of bleh but it's mostly alright! But if we go there we can be even happier! Like super happy like a happiness vending machine! I mean I'm pretty happy so I don't need any more happiness BUT WHAT IF we can save it up for everyone else at Gravity Falls like Gruncle Stan? Everyone else seems okay but man Gruncle Stan could use some help so I better get to helping. We'll have all kinds of happiness! Happiness everywhere! A happiness avalanche like a---havalanche!

I mean how bad could it be? I've just got to find more happiness and that's how you win right?

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[cursedprincess]

That's right! You've got it already! That's exactly how you win. You must be very smart!

Remember, you have to be really friendly and trusting to everyone you meet, so you can make them happy too! That's how you win the game!

[beadazzled]

Aw no! I'm not so smart just perceptive I guess.

[I help you like tween girl laughter because that's what you're getting. Maybe a little goofier than most but hey.]

I know! And you can win all these prizes by being nice too it's going to be so great!

[cursedprincess]

Aww! You shouldn't sell yourself short like that. I bet you're perceptive about a lot more.

[You are so annoying and your stupid tween laugh is so annoying. Blanche is going to be really happy when someone squashes you like the bug you are. But for now she laughs and smiles too.]

That's right! We do get prizes, don't we? Mmm, I think I might have an idea. I'll give you a riddle and if you guess right, I'll give you a prize right now.

[beadazzled]

Hehe, well I guess I am pretty modest.

[You're such a nice lady Blanche! You're obviously going to be one of her bestest best friends.]

Ooooh a riddle? Well, I'm not that great at riddles but sure! Hit me with 'em!

[And she puffs out her stomach a bit and slaps it to show that she's ready for whatever riddle you've got.]

[iwagmyhair]

[Wooow, someone talks a lot.]

Can you really save up happiness for other people like that...?

[beadazzled]

Sure! I mean you can make other people happy right?

So you just save all the happiness up in you and then KABOOSH! [she motions with her hands, throwing them in the air a little bit] Happiness party for everyone!

[iwagmyhair]

And then you explode?! From happiness?!

['cause that is what she got out of that]

[beadazzled]

Well yeah! But it's a good explosion.

[No. She won't bother to mention how you don't literally explode.]

[iwagmyhair]

But wouldn't that still hurt?

[beadazzled]

No! It feels great! Try it!

[And she just throws her arms in the air yet again.]

KABOOSH!

[iwagmyhair]

Um.

[UNCOMFORTABLE PAUSE. This seems kind of silly, buuut.]

...kaboosh?

[No arm throwing from Tomoko, nope.]

[beadazzled]

You call that an explosion!? It was more like a firecracker!

You've gotta go big! C'mon!

[And she'll jump this time as she flings her arms up.]

KABOOSH!

[iwagmyhair]

Okay, okay... [SHE CAN DO THIS.] Kaboosh!

[She throws her arms up this time, along with a little hop.]

[cowardkillingmachine]

...little baby talk too much.

[beadazzled]

I'm not a baby!

Babies go like this!

[Excuse here as she gets down on her hands and knees to crawl around, making little baby noises as she comes over to your leg and starts pulling on your pants leg Heavy.]

[cowardkillingmachine]

[He frowns and picks her up by the back of her shirt, lifting her all the way up till she's on eye level with him.]

Is baby to me.

[beadazzled]

[She just keeps smiling. And then.

Pressing her finger against your nose.]

Beep beep!

[cowardkillingmachine]

[He wrinkles his nose at that.]

Act like baby too.

[beadazzled]

Man why are you so mean?

You've got all those muscles! Don't you know it'd only take a couple more.

To smile?!

[cowardkillingmachine]

I smile when happy. Not very happy now when little baby is going to bad city.

[beadazzled]

What's so bad about this city? It's about being happy right? Doesn't sound so bad to me.

[And stop calling her a baby. Gosh. She may not be as vocal about arguing it as her brother would be but she's twelve. C'mon now!]

[cowardkillingmachine]

Is city for killers and liars to be happy, not little girls.

[Don't take any offence Mabel, he calls the entire RED team babies. Even the RED Medic, and the guy's in his 50s.]

[beadazzled]

Oh. Uh. Hehe.

[She may be ditzy and have the perception of a gopher, but stupid Mabel is not. With it put that bluntly it becomes a lot harder to try and argue about still going there.

But she does still want to go there. She may be perfectly happy but it's obvious to her that her boundless optimism isn't possessed by everyone. And she knows it's easier for people to be down. She may not always respect it but she does recognize some of the times when her brother is down or more pessimistic about himself and who he is. And her great uncle just seems kinda like a big old mess.

So she'll go and she'll get some happiness for them. That should work.]

.....But not everyone is going to be like that, right? I mean you're not otherwise you would've just grabbed me by the neck and went-

[And she'll grab herself by the neck with one hand, pretending to strangle herself along with complimentary noises.]

[cowardkillingmachine]

[Silence for a few minutes, and then Heavy erupts into booming laughter. He even doubles over for a few seconds, but even as his whole body is shaking with laughter he never drops Mabel. It's only after a few minutes when he finally wipes the tears from his eyes that he puts her back down on the ground and gives her a pat on the head.]

You is good girl. Tell me, what's your name?

[He never answered her question though.]

[beadazzled]

[While someone else might have found the laughter intimidating Mabel just laughs along with Heavy.]

I'm Mabel! Mabel Pines! Who're you big man?

[cowardkillingmachine]

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, but my team calls me Heavy.

You have good spirit, and very brave. I like children like this. Too many spend time crying over lost milk. But you, I see a good fire inside.

Still, it is little fire for now. Need time to grow into big fire, da? Go into this city, and the fire may be killed too early.

Little Mabel still want to go?

[beadazzled]

[She just thinks about that for a moment. And the idea of there being a fire inside her and it growing to the point that she is Mabel, Queen of Fire and all shall behold and praise her flaming glory.

Give her a minute she just day dreams for a moment before realizing she's being asked a question.]

Well yeah. I mean, it's scary I guess but Dipper and I have seen a lot of scary stuff in Gravity Falls too.

[And she doesn't like going without her twin brother but...]

I've got to try. And if there's a fire in me then I'll just use it to burn the bad guys down.

[gezellig]

[He's just not quite sure how to form words to respond to her at the moment, so have a tall, sort-of scary, sullen nation staring down on surprise.]

[beadazzled]

[And have a chipper, happy young girl waving up at you Holland.]

Hey friend! You sure are tall!

[gezellig]

. . . .

[Huff. He'll look away with a mumble.]

Your mun ticks me off.

[He'll look back down at her.]

You shouldn't be happy about going there.

[beadazzled]

Whaaaaaat?

[Just tilting her head to the side a bit at that. She has absolutely no idea what you could mean Holland.]

He's alright! He's kinda silly and a goof but he's alright!

Why not? I mean it's a new city! There'll be lots of people to meet and things to do and happiness!

[gezellig]

My mun thinks he's great but I don't have to.

It's full of mean people.

[He'll just pat the kid's head. He never can seem to resist doing that.]

[beadazzled]

[She smiles a little more at the head pat.]

Okay but maybe they're just mean because they aren't happy! If we make them happy then everyone can be happy!

Yay logic!

[gezellig]

[Pat pat. Pat--]

That's more like a dream.

[Holland; crushing dreams with reality for centuries.]