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[heartlessknave]

Look, I ain't never said I were a genius or nothing but calling me 'dumber than Charming'? That ain't on!

I also ain't calling you 'Mistress Mine' either.

Now sod off.

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Knave gave me permission to thread jack! Ask for a pirate and ye shall receive!

[itsapirateslife]

I couldn't help but overhear you fancy a type that's a little rough around the edges. How a fancy gal like you is hurting for attention is beyond me...

OH GOD THIS IS GLORIOUS

[loveisnotenough]

Well, the company in Wonderland has been rather sub-par as of late. And believe it or not, being a queen does have its drawbacks.

Happy to please your higness :D

[itsapirateslife]

Having been to your land, I can say the company is usually sub-par in Wonderland. If they aren't out to kill you that is.

And I agree about being queen. Who wants the responsibility? Not I.

[loveisnotenough]

Ah, but the power has some lovely perks. Wardrobe, for instance. And I'm sure you'd look ever so fetching in a crown, darling.

[itsapirateslife]

Power is over rated. You can never get out of responsibility to something if you have it. Except as a pirate Captain of course. Give the crew enough rum and they don't care what you do.

But the wardrobe...that would be fun. I'm sure the crown and jewels flattered you quite well, love. You were born to wear them.

[loveisnotenough]

You're forgetting about the power of delegation, sir - delegate the responsibilities to everyone else and threaten them with a beheading if they don't comply.

[She smirks.] Indeed they did. Of course, I'm sure during your travels you've seen a fair bit of jewels and treasure. Perhaps you could bring a souvenir befitting of a queen.

[itsapirateslife]

Oh, but that is a power I enjoy. I don't have to threaten anything drastic...just give away their share of the rum. They don't cross me twice.

You would be correct, your highness. I have seen the greatest jewels of many lands. I'm sure I could find something worthy to wear on that pretty head.

[loveisnotenough]

You pirates must be an entertaining bunch if that's all it takes to fall in line.

Is that you simply boasting, Captain, or is that a bona fide offer?

[itsapirateslife]

Quite. I couldn't imagine traveling the seas with any other group of chaps.

As bona fide as you'd like, your majesty.

[loveisnotenough]

Their loyalty for you is admirable, and it seems the reverse is true as well.

Then perhaps I will take you up on it sooner than later.

This is Cyrus' mun, btw so if you want a sooner or later, you can have it ;)

[itsapirateslife]

I await with baited breath.

O WELL HAI THAR! Sooner is totally fine with me ;-)

[loveisnotenough]

Keep talking like that, Captain, and sooner or later you're going to catch my breath.

Now that I'm finally caught up on Wonderland, it can be any time you wish!

[itsapirateslife]

That is the idea...you Majesty.

asdfasdfsd that finale tho

[loveisnotenough]

[She contemplates giving him permission to call her Anastasia...but no, not yet. A woman's got to keep a bit of mystery about her, after all. She chuckles in that airy manner she's picked up from watching the nobility.] Aren't you a scoundrel.