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[heartlessknave]

Look, I ain't never said I were a genius or nothing but calling me 'dumber than Charming'? That ain't on!

I also ain't calling you 'Mistress Mine' either.

Now sod off.

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[mywillisthine]

Knave, calm down.

I'm not sure I appreciated being called perfect by our two muns last night, to the point this Charming won't like me. Who is he?

[heartlessknave]

I'm calm. Who says I ain't calm?

Charming's a prince, married to Snow White. He's okay to look at and all but he don't think about what he does a lot.

[mywillisthine]

Your tone for one.

[strained smile] I can kind of see the connection then.

[heartlessknave]

I ain't that bad!

[mywillisthine]

I'm teasing, Will. I think we all prefer you to some lofty prince.

[heartlessknave]

I should hope so! [is smiling, though]

[mywillisthine]

Of course! [touches his hand lightly] I still don't understand why they think he will dislike me though. Does he have a something against genies?

[heartlessknave]

I don't think so but who knows with him? He gets all noble and stick-in-the-arse sometimes.

[mywillisthine]

I see. I know those types well.

You saw I'm not so perfect now anyway.

[heartlessknave]

Like I am so wonderful?

You know that don't matter to me.

[mywillisthine]

I still can't help but think this is all my fault. It was easier to bare when I was a genie but now that I'm free, all I can think about is my brothers, and you, suffering for my arrogance.

We'll rescue you, I promise.

[heartlessknave]

Stop Jafar first then you can worry 'bout me, okay?

[mywillisthine]

I'm going to do both.

[heartlessknave]

I ain't worried.