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My dear typist,

I am not at all certain that you understand what you are getting into. I am not someone to be picked up on a whim and thrown away later. You let me in and I am here to stay - for the long term.

I tell you this so that you understand you are in no way to interfere with my plans. I will do just as I please, when I please. I will tolerate no insubordination whatsoever. What is it that genie says? 'My will is thine?' That is exactly what I expect from you.

And now that is out of the way, won't you have a muffin? I really must insist you have one.

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Keep your muffins to yourself, Muffin Man. You are at their mercy just as the rest of us are.

And I may not like the phrase I'm forced to say, but I don't appreciate you twisting it either.

Do you know what I don't appreciate, genie? Your thief breaking into my warehouse and stealing my muffins.

I...I have no idea what you are talking about.

Which part was unclear?

Why would I know anything about someone stealing your muffins?

Please, genie. I am not as clueless as you think. I am well aware of who invaded my warehouse and who took my muffins.

So you think about this, when you are sailing off to safety. You think on how I know where you are and that I am letting you go and I want you to wonder why.

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[oh crap]

If you are so upset over us stealing your muffins, why are you letting us go?

[just smiles - a rather calculating, creepy smile]

[shrinks slightly]

I swear, it was only the one! And it was for a good cause. I need to hide from Jafar, it's a matter of life and death! Can't you let one go?

You know what I think, Genie? I think you should ask the Knave what happened to the other one.

...what?

...what other muffin?

[you really didn't think he was going to answer that, did you?]

[Is so confused, he only remembers the one]

[softly] Knave? What is he talking about?

[is not having a panic attack, honest]

I, uh, may have broken into his warehouse before?

Why is he talking about a second muffin?

[takes a deep breath] I took one meself.

Oh. Okay. Did you eat it?

[is still very confused]

No, I... I took it in case we needed it later.

I should have know he'd get shirty about it.

Okay. [he trusts the Knave to tell him If It was Important.] Do you still have it?

Not any more.

What are we going to do with Jafar and the Muffin Man after us?

Trap them in the same bottle?

[more sure than he feels] We'll find a way, don't worry.

I told you, I still think that wish has far too dire consequences.

I hope so. [sounds unsure enough for both of them]

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