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[doyouknowme]

My dear typist,

I am not at all certain that you understand what you are getting into. I am not someone to be picked up on a whim and thrown away later. You let me in and I am here to stay - for the long term.

I tell you this so that you understand you are in no way to interfere with my plans. I will do just as I please, when I please. I will tolerate no insubordination whatsoever. What is it that genie says? 'My will is thine?' That is exactly what I expect from you.

And now that is out of the way, won't you have a muffin? I really must insist you have one.

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[mywillisthine]

Keep your muffins to yourself, Muffin Man. You are at their mercy just as the rest of us are.

And I may not like the phrase I'm forced to say, but I don't appreciate you twisting it either.

[believersheart]

... Can't say I've heard of you.