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[battlecleric4lyfe]

Muuuuuuuun~! So I hear you wanna play me, right? Well, I'm here now, so you've got no excuse not to, right?

Of course, it's only natural that you'd be drawn to a sweet, innocent girl like me... ❤

But I'm tougher than I look, you know! So you better be ready, because I can handle whatever you throw at me, mun!

[ ... except the mun still needs to finish reviewing your canon, Lissa. And even then he's not sure if anything's gonna be done... ]

--wait, you're not planning to do anything with me just yet? Then why am I even here!?

Why would you do this! I still have a lot of things to do back home--! Unless this is just your way of trying to scare me, isn't it?

And why this username?! No one's gonna get it but you, anyway--!

You're terrible! Picking on a poor, innocent girl like me...

[ Innocent?! The mun's staring at you like you've grown a second head or something. :|; ]

Ooooh--! You better be careful, mun! I'd be sleeping with one eye open if I were you; I'm not gonna put up with this kind of treatment!

[ LISSA PLZ... ]

Comments

[grizzly_tea]

[Maribelle has missed Lissa like crazy, practically weeping tears of loneliness for her almost life long companion. Yet right now... all Maribelle wants to do is... lecture her :|]

Lissa dear, it is most unbecoming of you as a princess to talk back to your mun like this. You should know as well as anyone that you are not the most simpleminded of individuals, and therefore how could a lowly commoner ever hope to compare to your shining radiant image? You must have patience in this matter.

[Wow Maribelle... I... where do I even begin with that statement?]

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Maribelle!

[ Despite the lecturing, her expression relaxes into a truly happy one as she leaps at the troubadour and hugs her tightly. ]

I know, and I'm trying really hard to be! It's just that my mundane's making it kind of difficult for me to be patient here...

[ She makes an apologetic motion with her hands towards her bestie as she sighed. ]

What about you, though? I hope your mundane's not giving you any problems...!

1/3

[grizzly_tea]

[Maribelle is just... so happy, she returns the hug almost completely forgetting her woes.]

Oh Lissa, I've missed you so...

[But then... then she had to bring up her Mun.]

[Maribelle shook with an almost uncontrollable rage, like her top was about to blow off like a volcano.]

2/3

[grizzly_tea]

Problems?! Ohoho, the list of problems I have with my mun could fill a BOOK! They feel the need to play matchmaker and set me up with the most bizarre and shady of characters, they neglect to inform me before getting me turned into a risen for a week! Yet above all else, they completely dropped the ball on me in more than one occasion! I am captain of the Shepherds in the world my mun has taken me too, and due to my lack of leadership because my mun won't stay active enough, we've lost more than half our members!

They blame Davy jones, or curses, or pirates, but I know that it was because my Mun simply didn't put in the time and effort required to be engaging with the shepherds and instill the drive in them to right the wrongs of this world. I have never met such a lazy, contemptible... what's that? [I have a chronic illness that doesn't give me the energy to play you 24/7, give me a break Maribelle ._.]

3/3

[grizzly_tea]

... Hmph... I still say I'm disappointed in my mun.

1/2

[battlecleric4lyfe]

[ U-uh oh, Lissa knows that shaking all too well. Reluctantly breaking off the hug, she backs up a bit to let Maribelle vent...

... and vent she does, holy cow. Lissa's eyes widen and her frown deepens as she lists off everything that's happened to her because of her mun, which causes her to side-eye her own mun--

--hey, wait a minute. Don't look at me like that, I haven't even thought that far ahead yet. :|; ]

2/2

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Maribelle...

[ Okay, yeah, all the hugs. Looks like Maribelle really needs them here, wow. ]

I'm sorry to hear about your mun. It sounds like you have it worse than I do... please, don't hesitate to call for me if you need anything, okay?

[ She pauses, though. ]

Though... if they're that bad, perhaps you being there for them could be good, right? Who better to help whip them into shape like you? I'm sure they'd appreciate the help!

[ Lissa... *side-eyes her again* ]

[incendii]

You're loud.

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Wouldn't you be, too, if your mun decided not to do anything with you and gave you a lousy username?

[ HUFFHUFFHUFF goes the Lissa. ]

Aaah, I don't wanna be stuck in here! I have more important things to do back home...

[incendii]

No. I'd enjoy the peace and quiet.

[ And sigh goes the demon. ]

Then fight your way out. You've got two legs, don't you?

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Well, yes, but I can't exactly use axes or anything!

[ A beat. ]

... plus, I don't think my mun's the type to let being bashed in the head with a staff stop him.

[ LISSA PLZ :|!!!! ]

[thrower]

I don't think you should fault him for lacking any plans yet, Lissa. Chrom's legend is quite... lengthy, I suppose.

[Oh dear, now that she thinks of it, that came out wrong. Hopefully Lissa wouldn't notice if Robin says nothing to incriminate herself further.]

They do say that good things comes to those who are patient.

[battlecleric4lyfe]

... well, I guess that's true, but... he's already gotten past that part. I was hoping he'd have something planned out by then...

[ Siiiiiiiiiigh. Thankfully Lissa's too busy being her, well, her usual self to notice that accidental innuendo. ]

I'll... I'll try to be, though he'd better not keep me waiting too long!

[thrower]

[Robin gives a knowing smile and a small laugh.]

At least you're not waiting in a camp. It's a bit amusing watching you count the days until we would arrive to a town.

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Surely it's not that amusing, Robin... is it?

[ She's playing the innocent and slightly hurt maiden here, looking at her with as much ~*~*~*~charming girlishness~*~*~*~ as she can muster. ]

Not as amusing as a certain person's reaction to finding frogs where they shouldn't, right...?

[ ...

LISSA PLZ ]

[deadlyparasol]

The other me is right, darling, it's simply unbecoming for a princess to speak this way. Allow me to have a few words with this mun of yours! Regardless of the way you handle yourself, you're a treasure who is simply undeserving of such shabby treatment and I cannot stand idly by and allow it to happen!

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Maribelle...!?

[ Lissa blinks in confusion as she spots the second Maribelle... not that it stops her from giving her bestie a big hug, anyway. ]

Yes, please...! Anything if it'll help my mun stop treating me so badly...

Though... I just talked to you... I think... didn't I...?

Threadjacking, cause I couldn't resist xD

[grizzly_tea]

Well isn't it obvious darling? This must be a me from another timeline, much like our sons came through time and space to save our world. And if I might say so, this other me is taking impeccable care of herself.

[Unlike the alternate future Maribelle that got eaten by risen and didn't get the chance to finish raising Brady properly.]

[deadlyparasol]

[Hugged! Hugs back happily, on cloud nine]

Leave it to me, darling. Treating you badly should be a crime of the highest order!

Duplicates. They confuse me, too.

[dontlookdownonme]

At least she hasn't thrown you into an epic AU where you die in a firey train crash and get reborn with no memories of the ones you loved.

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Ricken! I'm glad to see you...

[ Lissa's already grinning and approaching to hug him, but as soon as his words sink in she blinks at Ricken in surprise, then shock. ]

Wait, she... what...? What's wrong with her...?

[dontlookdownonme]

It's a reincarnation deal. [shakes his head] And originally Henry and I were going to die fighting in World War I but neither of our muns wanted to plot out the battle mechanics. So a train crash seemed quicker and more sudden and more traumatic for me.

[havesomedeath]

Hey, hey, Lissa, is your mun being mean to you? Do you need a helping hand? Ooh, or maybe a helping curse instead!

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Henry~!

[ She's just going to wave him over and nod in confirmation. ]

He is... do you have any curses that won't either hurt him too badly or use any animals or things like that?

Just a small curse! I want to scare him a little, not... scar him...

[havesomedeath]

Hm... I'm not sure if I've got a curse that small. You sure I can't scar him? Not even a little bit?