Possibly towerofanimus? Canon is Guidestuck

[cal_strider]

YOU WANT TO PUT ME IN THAT TOWER PLACE?
YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO IN THERE, BUT I KNOW THAT'S NOT GOING TO LAST.
ALRIGHTY THEN!! PUT ME IN!! I'M SURE IT'LL BE LOTS OF FUN, AND BE GOOD TO SHOW SOME OF THOSE SAD SACKS THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!!