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[heartlessknave]

Right, mun. I don't know what it is you think you're doing but I want no part of it.

I have things to do, you know? Big important things and I can't have you harassing me all the time. You don't even know what you want do with me, do you?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

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[itsapirateslife]

I hate to be the one to tell you this, mate, but they don't care. They are going to bother you till their heart's content.

Best to just go with it. I find rum helps.

[heartlessknave]

Well, that's just fantastic.

... don't suppose you've got enough to share? I have a feeling I'm going to need all the rum I can get with this one.

[itsapirateslife]

Might as well hear it now.

Oh I have plenty. What kind of pirate would I be without it? The question is, mate, what will you do in exchange for some? I can't be just handing it out, bad for buisness.

[heartlessknave]

Oh, it's like that, is it? [very amused]

All right, then. What's your price? I'm feeling a little daring today.

[itsapirateslife]

Pirate. [Umm, duh?]

Tell me, what does Wonderland do in trade? I imagine it has to vastly different then Neverland.

[heartlessknave]

Oh, you know. A little bit of this, a little of that, a little heart breaking here and there.

Anything I can't get, I know a guy who knows a guy.

[itsapirateslife]

As long as it's heart breaking and not full on heart stealing. I've had enough of that. [yes, literal heart stealing. This is what happens when you associate with Evil Queens]

Know a guy who knows a guy. Very resourceful. How about rum for a favor?

[heartlessknave]

No, I leave the actual stealing - of hearts, anyway, to other people.

All right, what's the favor?

[wegotlucky]

I wish my mun didn't know what to do with me.

It would make things easier.

[heartlessknave]

You think so?

I don't know, I don't like being forced to sit around and twiddle my thumbs. At least if she did something with me, I'd be /moving/.

[wegotlucky]

In my experience, you'd be better of sitting around twiddling your thumbs.

The alternative is avoiding getting killed.

[heartlessknave]

That's a good point, mate.

I don't know, at this point, I think I'd be happy if I knew what was going on. All I can get is giggling and muttering about pirates.

[wegotlucky]

Sounds better than where I'm at.

[heartlessknave]

And where are you? Or should I not even ask?

[wegotlucky]

It's called the Tower of Animus.

It's a terrible place where we can't even call ourselves "us".