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[bringingdeathbykonami]

Well, well!  Glad to see you're got some balls after all, Mun.  Did the idea of wreaking some good, old-fashion havoc get you all weak in the knees and wet in the ladyparts?

No, don't just think that you can get me started and not do anything; if I wanted a tease, I'd stick with that big-tittied demon biatch in your headspace!

So put on your big boy pants, and let's see what we can do. It'll be fun!

[...]  What?  Your friend thought you should pick up my bro?

Fuckin' A, why the hell would you want that boring ass killjoy around? [... ... ...] Ooh, right, you have a thing for the overly-serious guys.  Explains the French motherfucker angsting over his daughter.

Well, fuck 'er! I'm here, and I'm here to stay.  She can deal!

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[what_is_a_man]

[Have a Dracula.]

Such vulgarity is very unbecoming.

[bringingdeathbykonami]

[EYEBROW RAISE.]

I didn't realize I needed scoldin', Pops.

[what_is_a_man]

Apparently you do.

[He produces a wine goblet of blood from his cloak and takes a drink. Magic is great, ain't it?]

If this is what is to come of Nosferatu in the future, then I truly weep for our kind.

[bringingdeathbykonami]

[... Where can he get skills like that?]

Eh, don'tcha worry. I'm sure Millenium will work right quick, changin' the rest of the world into guys like us.

[...] Provided that Hellsing broad doesn't get involved in more of our work, anyway.

[what_is_a_man]

[It takes centuries to get this strong, Jan. ...Having Death as a BFF doesn't hurt either.]

Yes, and for what purpose? To be pawns in some human's lust for war? To throw away all that they were given just for some gloried blood sport?

[He takes another sip.]

Have you ever considered what vampires would feed on if humanity was to be extinct? They are cattle to be bred for food. Nothing more.

[a_warped_dream]

Wow~ You sound really funny!

[A nice way of saying you sound stupid.]