voice testing, I suppose. have had this journal since the first movie

[volstagginous]

Well now, small one! It's about time you bring me about to show the masses! Quite a change of pace from your other Warrior... what is it you call us? Muses? That's more of a Greek thing, isn't it?

Now, if only we can find a Gunnhilde in this place!

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[asofwar]

Friend Volstagg!

[volstagginous]

Friend Sif! I apologize for the lack of the little pictures, but it seems my Lady Mun has some work to do.

[asofwar]

She must, if she has to fit you in them.

[volstagginous]

Oh ho! A hearty jest at my size, I see!

[asofwar]

Apologies, friend Volstagg. It feels like years since last we spoke, on my end.

Habits.

[volstagginous]

Yes, well, it is not often one finds a mortal willing to take on a man of my stature!

[asofwar]

Do not burden them too much.

[volstagginous]

I shall attempt not to, my dear friend!

[asofwar]

Then perhaps you shall come on adventures again with me. The other two will follow.

[volstagginous]

Aye, 'twould be a grand time!

[treachery]

Better that Gunnhilde remain where she is, I think. This locale wouldn't survive long under your combined girth.

[volstagginous]

[His eyes narrow.]

Now now, do not think we are at the point of making jokes. Your actions in service of Thor were honorable but not enough to excuse you in my book.

[treachery]

I was quite serious, I assure you.

[volstagginous]

As was I, when I said I would not resist killing you if you betrayed Thor.

[treachery]

Merely ask Thor, when he shows himself — I conducted myself most honorably. With the bearing of a king, one might go so far as to say. [ The twist of a grin. ] You've no fuel for your ire, friend Volstagg.

[volstagginous]

Think not, in this place where we know the same as our muns, that your tricks have gone unnoticed. You will pay for your crimes against the true King of Asgard.

[treachery]

[ His smile only deepens. ] Knowledge can be a dangerous commodity, especially when you possess far less of it than you believe.

[odinsons]

Here to regale us with one of your tales, my friend?

[volstagginous]

Oh, but you've heard them all already! For new tales one needs new adventures!

[odinsons]

Aye, but that has never stopped you before, has it?

[volstagginous]

No, that it has not! Haha!

Shall I tell the great tale of your defeat over Malekith the Accursed?

[odinsons]

[ normally, thor would never say no to hearing about how awesome he is. and yet— ]

Perhaps another that does not hold such grief woven within the story.

[belovedone]

I have found many familiar faces waiting for me in this place, sir Volstagg. More than I was prepared for. I would not find it entirely impossible to believe your lady wife may yet be among them.

[playgroundpaladin]

[Have the most excited-looking kid beaming up at you, Volstagg.]

Are you a great knight? You look like it with that armor!

[lion_of_asgard]

[Well now, who is this handsome fellow?]

Careful with those wishes, friend! We've no way of telling what kind of a mood she might be in!

[cheapens]

You would inflict this place upon your daughter? My, my.

[lunging]

My friend, you calling someone small is similar to calling a dog a canine. You make everyone small. Have you not noticed this much?