You stink mundane

[notflatchested]

Not this again. How many times do I have to tell you that I am not going to a haunted house or a haunted hotel. I don't care how much "fun" you think it will be. Why not a nice game without cannibal monsters trying to kill me?

[ Fuu huffs and crosses her arms, looking thoroughly displeased. Someone remind why she can't punch her mundane right in the friggin' face?? ]

What? I don't care if that sounds boring. Boring is good. Boring means not getting kidnapped, beaten, or who knows what else? I'm just going to sit here and hope you forget about me.

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[saystoomuch]

Does that happen often? That they just forget about us?

[Not that some muses give their mun the chance to, Elena]

[notflatchested]

I don't know. Mine's been waffling on me for a while. First there was the farming game which sounded pretty interesting. [ As in nothing bad happens kind of interesting. ] The hugging game might have been fun, but she got busy and that didn't happen.

So - maybe?

[ Fuu - you're so helpful. ]

Where does yours want to send you?

[saystoomuch]

Hmm. I suppose it's as much on us, then, to decide whether we want them to or not.

At the moment it's between a sex city, if she can figure out some of the details, or possibly that haunted house place you mentioned. Which...I'd prefer to avoid but apparently that's not my choice to make.

[Not that she's bitter]

But either way, I'm not going anywhere permanent for a while. Something about needing to practice or something.

[notflatchested]

Oh that place with the mirco-er whatever things? [ SHUDDER ] I think that's the one place she isn't considering. Well for me anyway. Apparently I'd be more "fun" running around trying to not die.

[ SNORT HUFF SCOWLY FACE. ]

She might even try to drag one or both of my bodyguards which I'm not sure if I should think that's a good thing or not.

[saystoomuch]

I'm not exactly thrilled about it either but my boss is there and she seems to like the place more than most so who knows.

[See her pretend to be oh-so casual about that first part]

Well, I hear it's supposed to be easier with familiar faces around. Assuming they're the right familiar faces.

[notflatchested]

Huh - you don't know Mugen. He tends to make any situation he's in worse.

[ She grumbles - perhaps too much. Truly she'd be glad to have them there, but saying that is a whole different story. ]

I know! Let's go on strike!

[saystoomuch]

Hence the right familiar faces. Trust me there are people from home I'd rather not run into any time soon.

[Such a liar, even if it would devolve into arguments within about two seconds. Also great job admitting that to someone who shares a headspace with one of them, Elena.

In the meantime, what is this on strike she speaks of?]

Can we do that?

[notflatchested]

I don't see why not? I mean it's not like they own us or anything!

[ >_> ]

Right?

[saystoomuch]

Well no. But we are in their heads.

[Which doesn't seem the easiest place to stage a protest]

[notflatchested]

Yeah, but if we're in their heads then we can - I don't know - make life really annoying for them?

[ Sound tactician Fuu is not. Which might explain why she gets kidnapped all the time. ]

[saystoomuch]

Trust me, if that worked then we would know about it by now.

[She wouldn't put it past Reno to try something like that, after all]

[notflatchested]

[ He might if he weren't so busy drooling over the half dressed demon lady all the time. M E N. Huff. ]

Maybe no one has tried hard enough? Singing bad show tunes, reciting bad poetry - singing the "Song That Doesn't End" over and over again?

[saystoomuch]

[Funny because where Elena's sitting those all sound a lot like ideas he'd use or encourage in others]

You can try if you like. I'm not sure I wouldn't end up hating myself before it did anything useful.

[ryukyu_way]

Oi...the fuck are you doin'?


[Getting kidnapped seems simple compared to all this.]

[notflatchested]

I'm trying to talk some sense into this person who seems to think I'm somehow the perfect candidate to get chased around a haunted amusement park or house.

[ Duh, Mugen. ]

I don't want to go and I'm not going to go and that is that.

[ See that face? That's her srs bizness fais. ]

[ryukyu_way]

You're gettin' in trouble, I ain't comin' to save you flat chest.


[Up yours mun, no he isn't....]

[notflatchested]

YOU

- YOU

[ WAIT FOR IT. ]

You arrogant asshole!!! Like I'd want you there anyway! I'd have to carry your drunk ass around and pull you out of who knows how many fights!

[ No that isn't her lip quivering because you're implying you don't want to help her;;]

GRRRR - just go drown yourself in bar for all I care.

[ HMPH ]

[ryukyu_way]

[Ah shit, here come the waterworks, his expression will just get more petulant. If she doesn't want him there then fine she doesn't want him there. Plus, how does he reply to that quivering lip.

It makes him feel guilty and Mugen turns his head, lips pursing out in that defiant way of his.]

Fine, see if I give a fuck, go get kidnapped and have nobody to save you! It's not my problem!!

[notflatchested]

[ Oh shit she looks like she's about to explode. Like a volcano. MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE REQUIRED.

Only to cross her arms, lift her chin into the air and 'humph' softly.]

Fine, since you don't want to go I'll just find Jin and ask him to come with me. He'd do a better job anyway.

[ A Wild Fuu uses Rival Manipulation! ]

[ryukyu_way]

[Oh...

Now that has his attention. Enough so that he is looking at her, fired up is one way to term his expression.]

The hell he will, I'll kill him, you wait and see!

[notflatchested]

Huh - right.

[ Like she'd let the two of you kill each other, Mister. But her plan is working, sortof. ]

No, I understand that you don't want to go because you're afraid of the monsters. It's okay Mugen.

[ryukyu_way]

[What?!? Explosion in coming]

Scared?! I ain't scared of nothin', you wait and see, you're gonna be the one cryin' about all the monsters. Oh Mugen save me, I've been stupid and gotten my no tits kidnapped again!

[notflatchested]

[ You know, she's getting really good at snagging off a shoe at a moment's notice and launching it at his fat head! Eat wood, Mugen. ]

You know what, when you get your scrawny butt eaten by some - some [ both her hands wave around in the air. ] - demon, I am going to laugh! Har har har.

[ No she'll totally cry, but you just had to insult her boobs again, didn't you? ]

[ryukyu_way]

[Son of a bitch, he was not paying attention and that one pegs him right in the head. He snarls and looks around at her with a hard glare.]


The hell was that for!


[What boobs?]

[notflatchested]

[ V I C T O R Y!!!! Both of Fuu's arms jut above her head and really she could care less that she's missing a shoe. ]

You're an asshole! That's what that was for!