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They should give you an award for least amount of self-control. Like that took you what, ten minutes? It's not even like you can say you missed me. If you did, I wouldn't have rotted away in the back of your head for three fucking years, and that older me wouldn't have been reduced to shitty background villain.

By the way, what you're talking about is creepy, and it sucks. Find something else to do, alright -- and leave my sister alone.

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You wouldn't be reduced to a -- ah, shitty background villain, if you would cooperate a little more often, sweetie.

Stop. I'm still getting fucked over no matter what I do, so what's even the point of cooperating?

[ B( ] I'm only saying it might be easier to just take the thorn out of your paw for a few minutes and see what happens. I'm sure that your sister would appreciate it, at the very least.

See? Everybody thinks I'm fucking angry all the time because I feel like it. Do you think I like this? If it was as easy as just turning it off for a few fucking minutes, don't you think I would've done it by now? So I'm hard to work with, fucking sue me.

Edited 2013-11-10 20:34 (UTC)

Did I say that? [ EYEROLL ] Honey, it isn't the anger, it's the unwillingness to let anybody help you.

I don't much see the logic of throwing a temper tantrum when you have several of us at your side. You are being an exceedingly fussy child.

That's what it sounded like. And no one can help, anyway, especially not that hundred year old B-movie fuckup. I mean, no wonder he's such a piece of shit, he probably gave up about ninety years ago.

Exceedingly hard on yourself, as well. [ sighs. ] I've no idea how you know there's no help to be had when all versions of you repeatedly refuse my offers.

And what about you? Have you given up yet?

[ ... Shrug. ] I don't really see how it could get any better. Especially if fucking vampires come back into it.

You honestly don't see a single thing that could be a little better about being an immortal creature of the night, Ethan.

Besides you making it sound super lame? Yeah, no, cuz that other me's life got so awesome, right?

Only because he makes himself miserable! Honey, life is what you make of it, undead or no. You can wallow in your pain for years and years and let it warp you, or you can take what pleasure you can find and dance all night.

It makes it all the much easier if you find someone to spend eternity with.

Yeah, right, let me get right on that.

Oh my fucking god you are such a downer! Can you stop with the whole emo thing, dude? Even I'm not this fucking obnoxious and I'm the actual teenage girl here.

No? You're being obnoxious right now.

Duh, because I'm the obnoxious sibling. Not you. Step off my turf, motherfucker.

So, what, you're seriously not over the vampire fad yet?

Nope. Dude, we grew up as fuckin' Victorians. You're a dude so you wouldn't know but fuck if it isn't awesome knowing you don't have to take anybody's shit just 'cause you're a lady. Fuck with me and I'll eat you, end of story, goodbye.

Plus I've got you around, even if you're a big raging asshole like more than half the time. That's all I really need, dude.

[ ... Touché. Also stahp. ] Yeah, fine. But living forever still sounds shitty.

Well, whatever. I think it's great. You know we would've totally missed out on all this cool as shit tech if we died? I can listen to shit that came out when I was little on a teeny tiny little device while riding a bus, tell me that's not the coolest fucking thing.

Pretty sure I just lost track of what universe we're in, but yeah, I guess. Just don't go get killed, and maybe it'll be fine.

All. The answer is all. [ Faceshove. ] Don't get so pessimistic, kiddo. M'pretty sure this shit's gonna be cool whether we're dead or not.

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