dear_mun | (no subject)

Entry tags:

(no subject)

Oh you have no willpower, honey. Once she asks, you know it's only a matter of time and I'm actually surprised it took her this long.

But I really hope you were going to think of something more clever for a username. One, it's a walking spoiler - and no, it's not the same as saying Vader is Luke's father or Wash dies at the end of Serenity. Two... Brigid? Really? Unless you plan on her being my mom, I suggest you really start brainstorming a coherent reason for it.

Kisses!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I think this is the part where I say abandon all hope.

That's what I've been saying. As if it would be hard to play me after playing a succubus, a vampire tart, a Companion, and the girl from High School Musical as a warrior prostitute - I mean, like, I don't get it.

Also, misapplied epithets for the sake of alliteration? Not cool.

Hey, my username is from a cut song, though at first it looked like I was a walking advertisement for acne treatment. [ She frowns, rubbing her chin. ]

You can start by placing blame on my mun, firstly. She's the one who's been whining about seeing, ah - you around camp. So.

The first thing I think of when I think of camp is unhygienic cabins, toxicodendron radicans, and disgusting processed foods.

Besides my weekends are already booked with some close friends of mine - namely, Prada, Givenchy, and Chanel.

Oh. Yeah. That's incredibly exciting. [ Deadpanning. ]

I can tell you that the food is straight up organic and there's, like, way more to worry about than toxicodendron radicans, or even its cousin, diversilobum.

Diversilobum? On the east coast? I doubt it, honey. Besides, I've seen my fair share of monsters - my entire life is practically a film waiting to be shown on Mystery Science Theater.

No, I know. [ Genius, meet genius. ] Just wait until you run into the dragons and shit.

That is, if you're not going to back out of it, which is totally understandable.

I'll let the other kids worry about the dragons. There's only so much Tolkien and Meyer I can take at one time and too much constant danger is horrible for my complexion anyway.

Let's say you are in this universe for a sec. What would your godly origins be anyway? I mean, the banshee stuff is hard to incorporate.

I don't even know. It probably doesn't help that my mun knows next to nothing about the game's canon.

Cracking under the pressure of other muns? 'Cause mine totally knows how that is.

I don't see you much as a child of smithing or healing, Lydia. Not at all.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only