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thor 2 brings out everyone ever

People don't really think I act like that.

Do they?

I would not trouble yourself with Loki's perceptions. For all that he may be observant, he has a habit of [A pause.] manipulating the truth. As you may well know.

That much is obvious. Still, a man can't help but wonder if that's how the public perceives him, too.

I swear I'm not that obnoxious.

It is difficult not to associate such traits with a man who exudes them so willingly, though I assure you it was a far more gracious tribute than any imitation he has made of myself.

[Harrumph.]

Well, I'd rather be righteous than a woman with a voice like yours.

[Ohoho.]

Not that you weren't quite the dame.

I am quite certain there are many who share such a sentiment, myself included.

Shall I pass on your regards to Lady Sif?

[Thor you are the worst.]

I'm sure a woman like the Lady Sif already knows, but make sure to tell her that she sounds much better when you're not her.

Do you not think such a voice is becoming for a young maiden? I cannot imagine the offense you have caused. [He's just laughing now.]

You know, she just may take to you if you flatter her so.

Maybe for a young maiden to hear. I have heard a lot about your voice from people.

...Though you don't have the best voice. [The "according to my mun" is left unsaid.]

It would take more than that, I'm sure.

I was not aware there was a contest. [But he's disappointed to have lost, all the same.] So long as it is not the worst voice, I am content.

You would have to best her in battle to be certain, though I suppose many court favour with flowers. [A beat.] You could always do both.

There's always a contest. [A pause.] I'm not sure who holds that title.

[And another, longer pause.] I think I'd rather stick to chocolates, and not risk getting my bones broken. [Asgardians are kind of crazy and badass, y'know?]

I can say with certainty that Stark reigns supreme in that regard. [Nyeh nyeh nyeh watch game of thrones, thor.]

With an attitude like that, they may well break anyway! However if you do choose to grace her with confectioneries I would do it discreetly. [How to Woo Sif: A cautionary tale.]

[What does he even say to that.] Stark certainly has his moments.

[Thor, no. Don't be a matchmaker.] Not sure how discreet I could be if I wanted to, considering the interdimensional travel that I'd need to do. Again, if I wanted to woo her. Not saying that I wouldn't, but I don't think I should.

[Steve stop.]