In the process of getting into his head....

[listentothedevil]

If you haven't noticed, this icon you've given me is absurd.-- Don't look at me like that; you know it's true.

You haven't even developed the entirety of my history yet - you've just thrown me in here willy-nilly hoping that my personality will let you ride through this alright. I don't care what you think - this is a failure in the making and it would be better if you stopped while you're ahead.

...I'm waiting.

Oh, I see, you're not going to stop. Go ahead, make yourself look like a moron, mun. I'm not going to stop you anymore. I warned you already. Honestly, once was more than enough. Go ahead, keep going. I don't even fucking care.

But I'm going to laugh at you when you fail. Just remember that I'm going to mock the shit out of you when you do. And eat popcorn. Popcorn that I don't let BURN like you do. Honestly, I can't believe you fucked up microwavable popcorn!

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[demifemme]

"My mun really likes your concept, so here we are. How's life treating you?"

[listentothedevil]

*Mockingly,* Ohhh, I'm so flattered. Life is just swell. It's so fucking great not yet having any of my details or history fleshed out. Honestly every average 18-year-old doesn't know where he was born and raised until he's been out and about for a few weeks!

...The hell are you supposed to be?

[demifemme]

"Ugh, I hate when that happens. And then people come here and ask you question and it takes forever for the mun to figure out an answer that might change down the road. My sympathies."

She looks at herself before replying. "I'm a Demi-Fiend. Some sort of demon with human leftovers inside."

[listentothedevil]

"I'm not looking for sympathy."

He scowls and shoves his hands into his coat pockets. This "Demi-Fiend" appears human enough, despite the odd look of her. (And, idly, he notices that she's... not wearing a shirt? Boobies.)

"And you're a moron if you think that's what I want."

[demifemme]

BOOBIES.

"I should have guessed, given your general attitude. What is it you're good at, beside being cynical and sarcastic? Also for some reason my mun absolutely wants to link yours to this thing, whatever it is. Knowing my mun it might be porn."

(It's not porn.)

[listentothedevil]

BOOBIES!!

"...It's not porn. She'll likely use it later. Right now, her brother is looking for a suitable persona for me. Because she's pretty damn clueless."

But he doesn't wanna talk about himself, so he's ignoring that question.

[demifemme]

BOOBIES ARE AWESOME.

"Huh. Colour me surprised it's not porn. Mine is equally dumb right now, she can't think of anything to help you out with that Persona.

... No mun. I am not suggesting the shoulder devil as a Persona. That's stupid."

[exchanging]

[ Snerk. One (qt: 1) Shadow is very amused by all of this. ]

What's the matter, not enjoying your TIME in the limelight? You seem to be QUITE popular for a nonentity amongst your peers already...! A rising star abhorring his stardom, hah...

[listentothedevil]

It's all an utter waste of time.

*He huffs slightly in disdain, even as he recognizes this woman as a shadow.*

You are wasting your time on frivolities like this. Begone, Shadow.

[exchanging]

Oh, no no no, that will just not do. You can't be the poorly-developed support if you're not supportive of everyone's endeavors! Where's the sickeningly cheerful, generic positivity? You'll never get anywhere without it!

[ TOTALLY MOCKING YOU. ]

Though, in reality, such moronic time-wasting is not UP to you, regardless. You must detest that, that lack of control over one's own actions. That is the nature of our existence... human, or not. What a shame you do not seem to have a competent player.

I am laughing my ass off, ngl

[listentothedevil]

Are you done wasting my time, too? Or are you going to blather on and on?

*Linefacing. Is he even affected?*

[celebrity_commentator]

Uh...do you really think anyone's going to listen to you if you talk like that? Let alone your mun?

[listentothedevil]

Psh. Better than staying quiet and trying to please people like some faker.

At least I tried.

[celebrity_commentator]

Doesn't look much like trying to me.

[listentothedevil]

Do stop trying to insert your views into mine. *AKA re-think where he's coming from okay? He'll talk how he wants to, 'nough said.*

[empiricalpride]

Frankly, if you expect intelligent behaviour out of most of these people, you'll be waiting a long time. Do they ever think through their actions?

...My - mundane, however, compliments yours on the concept that brought you here.

[listentothedevil]

Hence, only this single warning. Which I am not going to reiterate for her.

It was actually her (slightly younger) brother's idea to start with. He came up with it months ago, but then shared it again the other night, and... stupid inspiration strikes again. And here we are.

She'll crash and burn eventually.

[empiricalpride]

Mine first heard you speaking earlier today, but only heard the explanation for how you came to be over - that ridiculously named messaging system they use - a little while ago.

[Smug scientist cannot bring himself to use the word 'plurk'.]

For your sake, then, I find myself hoping that she does not fail, though you would know better than me. A plainly spoken warning should be enough for anyone.

ngl, I wonder what they could get up to in like... a meme or psl or something.

[listentothedevil]

What, you would prefer I deal with an annoying mun rather than fade to the void from whence I came?

*He arches an eyebrow, then shakes his head a little.* She flits from one character to the next. It's only a matter of time.

Furthermore, you would think that those that have also bothered me would understand that. *Well, Demi-Fiend seems personable enough, but the others... ugh. He can feel a headache coming on.*

Hehe! I have Real Purse Owners, too, but Even here's support in a crossover PSL of mine. So hm~. XD

[empiricalpride]

Personally, I'd say that existence is infinitely preferable to nonexistence, regardless of any irritation. But it's your choice, of course. If you do feel that nothingness is the better option, who am I to criticize but someone who's seen it first hand?

And there will always be those that think that how you say something supercedes the content of the message.

I have a Minako and a slightly AU'd Souji, myself. <3 "Even"?

[listentothedevil]

...I will give it some thought.

As for those that prefer the wording of a message to be pleasant despite the meaning of it, they can get over themselves. They can either listen to what I'm saying for what it is, or they can walk away. It's their call.

regret nothing

[callmewhateveryuwant]

[He asked and Yu will give it to him:


Popcorn. Want it?]

That's one way to get on Yuuta's "not shit list" :D

[listentothedevil]

*Oh hell yes! Yuuta grins and takes a handful of the stuff, popping the pieces into his mouth three or four at a time. Om nom nom :T*

lol

[callmewhateveryuwant]

[Munch munch away.]

c:

[listentothedevil]

*Now it's just the waiting game: how long until his mun loses all interest?*