Apped at sirenspull

[heartandsoul]

Why did you have to pick that canon point? I'm not exactly going to be in the best state of mind if I get into that place. I guess I can understand it from a writer's perspective. But still, that's really mean and not going to be very easy to explain if anybody else isn't from my point in time...



Hmmmm...and what's this about you wanting me to get a job as a waitress over there? Of course I'm going to help out Soul with the expenses, but really? A waitress? Although matching with Soul would be appropriate now that I think about it.

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[strongestcoward]

...Are you going to be a boy again? I doubt anyone would notice, so explanations wouldn't be necessary.

[heartandsoul]

[Eyyyeroooollll.] More recent than that. Not that it's any of your business either way.

[strongestcoward]

[You can't eyeroll like the Kishin can eyeroll.]

Mmm? You're going to come from just before I kill everyone on the moon and them win the manga forever?

[heartandsoul]

[But Kishin's eyes are not even showing half the time that is silly.]

You're not going to win! Only in your dreams!

...If you even sleep.

[strongestcoward]

[Exactly. You don't know how hard they are rolling back under there. They are not gathering moss, I can tell you that much.]

Eight. Hundred. Years.

I slept for eight hundred years.

You're going to be a waitress, now...So getting me some coffee would be good practice.

[heartandsoul]

No way! We're not even in a cafe right now and I'm pretty darn sure you don't have any money to pay me!

[ADMIT IT, YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HER IN THE UNIFORM.]

[strongestcoward]

Eh?

Is it really okay for those to be your reasons not to get me coffee?

[...MAYBE. JUST A LITTLE.]

[heartandsoul]

I have plenty of good reasons! Does the part where you're the bad guy ring a bell to you?? I don't want to get you coffee and I'm not going to get you coffee, you can just get it yourself.

[...Besides, it's...entirely possibly she doesn't actually know how to make coffee yet.]

[strongestcoward]

I know that, but it doesn't seem like those were your main priorities. Are you saying that if we were at the café and did have the money, you would serve me?

[That's fine, he hasn't had any in eight hundred years. Like he's a gourmet at this point.]

[heartandsoul]

No.

Because I don't work in a cafe, I'm a Meister.

[FLAWLESS LOGIC.]

[strongestcoward]

So...You're saying that if you worked in a café and I was a customer, you'd serve me?

[Flawless illogic.]

[heartandsoul]

I guess so? But I don't so that's completely moot.

[strongestcoward]

But it sounds like it's going to happen.

I might force my player to take me just so you have to serve me.

[heartandsoul]

[MOST HIDEOUS IMAGE.]

I can refuse to serve you, you know! I'd just ask my boss to have another employee serve you!

[strongestcoward]

Not if I time things just right. Ke-ke, it'd be biscuits or getting fired.

[heartandsoul]

[Oh damn, he had to mention the getting fired thing.]

Fine. If you came in to a place I worked and I happened to be the one serving you, I would serve you.

With a smile.

[strongestcoward]

...Now I want to see!

[heartandsoul]

Don't hold your breath.