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[ultimateenemy]

You turned me into my stupid, naive younger half. And you let it last for days instead of the single one it was supposed to.

...mun, I think you need a Ghostly Wail to the face. Since I can't oblige you with that, I'll just sit in this corner of your head and not cooperate. Go play with Clockwork instead. Leave me out of of your little games or I will find a way to break something.

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[one_winged_demon]

You could stand to have some humility, Dan.

[ultimateenemy]

Humility is one thing. This is a whole other story.

[one_winged_demon]

Well when you're the guy who kills everyone you do often become the center of attention.

[ultimateenemy]

Pf. As if that was the reason.

[one_winged_demon]

I think it's why your mundane chose you to humiliate.

[ultimateenemy]

HAH. Trust me, it's not. She loves villains. There's so many of us running around up here it's ridiculous. She wouldn't bother to do it just because I actually killed some people. Oh boo hoo.
She just thought it would be funny.

[naltorian]

[Whoa! Dude, you're all angry and glowy. Totally harshin' some mellow.]

Break something. That's an original threat.

[Oh the sarcasm.]

[ultimateenemy]

Demolish. Eradicate. Annihilate. Better?

[naltorian]

[She puts her hand out in front of her. Closed fist, then, fingers rising one by one as as she counts off.] Boring. Heard it. Cliche. [She smiles enigmatically, off-handedly shrugging her shoulders.] Worse?

[ultimateenemy]

Why don't you suggest something then?

[naltorian]

[She puts her hands on her hips, making a "are you kidding me" face. Then she rolls her eyes, straightens her posture, folds her arms with a dry scoff.] Oh if I have to do everything...

[She puts out a hand, flexing her fingers, her eyes looking at her cuticles, examining for signs of unevenness.] Rip-flay.

[ultimateenemy]

Amazing. Sticking two words together. Just amazing. I am in awe of your genius.

[Have sarcasm punted right back at you.]

[halfspooky]

Stupid, naive, younger... you forgot still existing. That's a big one.

[ultimateenemy]

For the moment.

1/2

[halfspooky]

[...WELP. Didn't think that one through.]

2/2

[halfspooky]

[Bluff through it? Bluff through it.]

Good idea! Risk erasing yourself. You are the smart one!

[ultimateenemy]

Existing outside of time mean anything to you?

[halfspooky]

...Well, "cheap" comes to mind.

[ultimateenemy]

Blame Clockwork for that, not me. Or you could blame yourself, for that matter. I was trying to avert it.

[stillshinigami]

Danny has an evil future self, huh?

Fiery hair is a good touch. Where'd you come up with that one? Kinda pulls attention away from the goatee.

You know that's a trope older than hell, right?

[ultimateenemy]

Danny's my younger half. I'm sure you'll be happy to know that the goatee wasn't his fault.

[stillshinigami]

It's a relief, I won't lie!

Here's a question though. You call him naive, as if you have all the answers. Or like your way is the best way.

How do you figure? Isn't that completely subjective?

[ultimateenemy]

You'll want to go to Clockwork if you'd like "all the answers". I'm just good at the blowing shit up bit.

Danny's failing is he's the generic superhero kind of naive. Thinks life should be fair and he can make everything perfect.

[stillshinigami]

[Shudder.] That's kinda demented.

...Yeah. Uh. [Some how he can't argue with that.]

[ultimateenemy]

Demented? Me? I would never.

See my point now?