dusting bbgurl off for N7 day threading :'3

[hellodeadpeople]

It takes a made up holiday and some sappy extranet vid for you to finally catch up on new content? Wow, really feelin' the love.

Happy N7 day to you too, dickbag. Now find me Space Jesus so we can drink ourselves stupid and do something dumb with explosives.

Cheers, asshat.

Comments

[femshep]

'Space Jesus'? [ Trying not to sound amused, whoops. ]

[hellodeadpeople]

Hey, if the universal savior shoe fits...

[assumeddirectcontrol]

If you're buying the drinks, you can call me Space Jesus all night.

[hellodeadpeople]

You didn't have much of a choice on that part, but sure, I'm feeling generous.

[n7]

[ space jesus, huh. ]

I didn't have you pegged for the religious type.

[hellodeadpeople]

Pretty sure 'Space Jesus' is still a little too blasphemous to be accepted as religious, but hey, starting a new cult might be fun. I could shave my head again for it.

[fightforthelost]

This a "girls only" type of deal or something?

[assemblage]

It appears Subject-Jack did not specify gender in her offer.

[hellodeadpeople]

Aw, feeling left out of the estrogen brigade, Shepdude? Don't worry, I only deal in equal opportunity explosions.

[cmdreffingshepard]

Feeling popular yet? [Jack apparently brings all the Shepards to the yard!]

[hellodeadpeople]

I always feel popular. Getting hunted across the galaxy for a good part of your life does that. [ something about shouting 'space jesus' into the ether has them all piling in :'3 ] You?

[forgivetheinsubordination]

I dunno. I think most of the crew is pretty good at doing something dumb with explosives. Well. Maybe not Chakwas.

[hellodeadpeople]

Well, Chakwas wouldn't know irresponsibility if it kneecapped her, so that's not that surprising. But hey, free ticket to not getting the stink eye from the Commander for dumb shit?

[interitum]

... Given that most human religions already postulate the Heavens as their deity's vantage point, wouldn't that term be considered a bit redundant?

[hypotheses]

Perhaps instead best to think of heavens as metaphor? Vestige of pre-spaceflight religious worship. Revere the unknown, unknowable. [ sniff. ] Still appropriate comparison.

[hellodeadpeople]

...So if space is already heaven and we spend most of the time hanging out in it with Commander Jesus, what does that make us? Archangels? [ a beat ] Don't tell Vakarian.

[shotgunhacks]

[Something dumb with explosives, you say?]

Give me five minutes and I can turn some of the torpedoes in the Normandy's missile bay into fireworks.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ ugh bless you ]

You know, I'm really starting to appreciate that nerdy little brain of yours.

[whatatoolhewas]

I'm gonna have to remember the Space Jesus one.

[hellodeadpeople]

Calling copyright on it. If I hear you using it, I'll sue.

i made icons just so i could tag this :T

[hypotheses]

A holiday with personal significance. Not arbitrary. Legitimate to few, but... enough.

Suggest flameproofing armor before drinking. Might forget otherwise.

fdjksla aww bless you :'3

[hellodeadpeople]

That... is a good point. Got any upgrades we can slap on there before the festivities begin?

[whatatool]

Yeah, because Shepard, alcohol, and explosives go so great together.

[hellodeadpeople]

Pretty sure that's most of what's gotten this galaxy's ass saved, actually, yeah.

Because of Ash's canonpoint she doesn't know much of Jack. FYI.

[poetrysoldier]

After today I might need some drinks myself.

alrighty, that works! jack doesn't run into her too much either way so it works

[hellodeadpeople]

Not happy about our new holiday?

[reavestheunjust]

Space Jesus. That is an interesting comparison.

[Not totally inaccurate either.]

[hellodeadpeople]

If Joker tries to tell you he came up with it, tell him he's a lying shitbag and I'm gonna dick punch him.