he has his uses

[accidentalosity]

Naming your new bike after me, just so you have a jinx to blame if you mess it up is underhanded, cheap, manipulative, deeply hurtful to my bleeding heart and...

Clever.

Fine. You may tarnish my good name. It's for good cause. I... think. Hope. Pray.

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[lovesthetrashcan]

...

Nah. Nah, I wouldn't call that a good cause.

[accidentalosity]

Wouldn't that make my noble martyrdom look cooler?

[lovesthetrashcan]

Sure, but wouldn't it also mean you--er, we'd be recognized as some kind of ghost that haunts bikes?

[BECAUSE THAT KIND OF GOES FOR OTHER YOSUKES TOO...]

[accidentalosity]

Well... hey, you know - girls... girls like ghosts. Really, it's like. After serial drama actors and pop stars and sparkling vampires and zombies?

Ghosts. Totally ghosts. They go wild. They just can't... stop... screaming. Which is a good sign. Yeah.

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

I think it'll take a wish at the shrine for that to become a good cause.

[accidentalosity]

Let public records show that we have today found the world's least supportive friend.

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

I kid, I kid.

I don't know why they'd want a jinx to blame, though. Weren't the chains on your bike in bad shape in the first place?