Voice test + maaaaybe looking idefk (canon is attack on titan)

[attackonfilth]

[There's a heavy sigh out of the corporal.]

[Followed by some intense Levi stares.]

[You know, the ones that burn into your soul.]

Quit being nostalgic about these ridiculous things. Yes, yes, you used to be very involved in this "community", I'm sure it would only bore those unfortunate souls that read through this drivel.

If you want that back, do something about it.

[And at this time, Levi glances around. With a shudder and some muttering under his breath, he has a mop in one hand, and a duster in the other.] You could have taken care to drop me in some place less... disgusting. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have business to attend to.

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your username is amazing!

[littlewitch]

[Levi stares burn all souls, except maybe Mikasa's. She doesn't seem overly moved by his soul burning stare. Or moved at all. ]

I hope your business is getting back to Eren, sir. [And not cleaning up this place. Protecting Eren is a lot more important than cleaning.]

lmfao thank you <33

[attackonfilth]

[Yes, maybe. But if they team up on someone, they might just explode from their horrendous death stares.]

[Ah, the one with the raging Eren obsession. Levi, who has already started sweeping the floor, stands straight a moment and rests a hand on the broom.]

I'm not waiting around in this filth until he shows up. We're at the mercy of something far more kind than titans. [Kind speaking very relatively, of course. He's heard horror stories, but whatevs.]

I'm assuming you haven't seen him around anytime recently?

<3

[littlewitch]

[If only they could combine their powers of death stares against Titans. Alas.

Mikasa is just going to stare at him with an expression that clearly says she's judging him for cleaning right now. Find Eren. Protect him. That is what his job is supposed to be.]

That doesn't mean you should let your guard down around them. They may not be as bad as titans but they can be a nuisance. [Her mun has taken her away from Eren after all, so rude.]

No, I haven't. [She may be partially embarrassed to admit that because it means she lost track of where he went.]

:3

[attackonfilth]

[That day would show the Titans just what mankind is capable of!]

[To her incredulous stare, Levi simply returns with one that clearly invites her to go ahead and say something. Because he would love nothing more.]

They aren't trying to devour people, at least. [He could totally snap this broom in half and stab someone if he wanted, don't worry. Levi's always on alert.] I find our normal life far more dangerous than a lot of what they can throw at us.

I'm surprised. Your eyes are always on him. [He pauses. She's like a watchdog guarding a bone, seriously. Absentmindedly, he'll wonder what sort of trouble Eren's gone and gotten himself into without his ever faithful watchdog at his side.]

Are you afraid for him?

[littlewitch]

[She stares for a few seconds more and then decides to not say anything. Yet.]

You're right, they can't do much worse than what we've already seen. [She doesn't doubt for a second that he could turn anything at all into a weapon. She can admire that.]

I didn't choose to lose sight of him. I was taken away. [It's made her very unhappy.] Of course I am. He gets into trouble when left alone.

[attackonfilth]

[Good, because she might end up with a mop or something B| He is still a corporal.]

I've seen enough to know the threat is not nearly as high. [Even if he is new. Recon, my dear, recon!]

[In fact... control over where they go is truly their greatest weapon isn't it. Levi turns his gaze.] It's a shame. Jaeger needs someone to watch him. He's rash. Stupid at times. Quick to doubt... [Oh wait, should he stop now?]

But he's far from incapable.

[littlewitch]

[She would take the mop, but not be happy about it. There are more important things to do than mop.]

Have you been sent to one of these 'games' before, sir? [She can do recon. If he has information about them maybe it'll help her with the place she's being sent to.]

[She glares at his comments about Eren. A lot. So much glaring. Do not insult him.] Eren isn't stupid. [She...can't argue with the rest...]

[attackonfilth]

[Are you kidding, do you see the size of these dustbunnies? It's like attack on dustbunnies all up in here woman!]

Not yet. However, as I speak my "mun" is writing an application to this "Holly Heights" place. [Just because the reaction to Levi suddenly having a family is like whut.] It's ridiculous. And yourself?

[Don't mind him, Mikasa, he's bitter about some of the dumb things he's done.] For not being stupid, he can sure make some stupid choices. [Harumph.]

[littlewitch]

[Nobody cares about the dust bunnies. Except him.] Holly Heights? [Once again she's giving him a look of judgement. The name alone sounds ridiculous.] Mine plans to send me to a game called krimmenos. It's not opened yet. [So, she's hoping that she won't actually have to go.]

He doesn't make stupid choices, he just makes rash ones. [So, he's not stupid, okay?]

[attackonfilth]

[Hisssss there are so many. Dusting around like the filth they are. B<]

[Ah right this game.] Hm. Sounds like we're both in for a world of fun. [Can you feel how dry that was? Holy crap.] I'm hoping a night of rest will change this woman's mind. If that ever happens...

[Lineface.] Rash, thus stupid.

[littlewitch]

[There, there, Levi. If anyone can defeat the dust menace it'll be you!]

Yours doesn't sound too bad. [Seriously. It sounds like a nice vacation compared to their lives.] I don't think their minds can get changed so easily when it comes to these things.

[Glare. Super glare.] Rash doesn't mean stupid.

[attackonfilth]

[Damn right! And he will vanquish all of them looking damn good doing it.]

No, no. More ridiculous and for the hilarity than anything. [He lets out a little sigh.] I am rather busy though. I really don't have time for such things.

[Glare all you want guuuuurl he remains unmoved.] In his case, and sometimes in yours, I disagree.

ohai

[bertall]

_{[WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO TRY AND MAKE HIMSELF SEEM AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE.]}

I-It's not really that bad, is it?

Herro

[attackonfilth]

[Its hard to make yourself seem small around Levi, let's be honest here. So he'll turn his gaze, giving the "are you kidding" look]

... No, living in luxury while my subordinates die at the hand of vicious monsters is just what I would like to do.

But I digress.

Pan pointed me here c: I know youuuuuu

[bertall]

_{[It's a losing battle with his height. At this rate the only way he'll be smaller is if a few inches were lopped off of his legs, but as if that would ever happen.]}

At least there's a good chance we'll run into them here, right? N-Not the Titans, but the people we know.

_{[Granted in some cases that can turn pretty nasty quick, but he's not opening that box.]}

C: and I remember youuuu! How are you?

[attackonfilth]

[Levi could arrange that, just saying. :| He's dangerously good with those blades after all!]

I suppose that offers some comfort. [Hey since your standing here, take this mop.]

I'm most concerned about Jaeger. He gets into too much trouble when left to his own devices.

I'm good! I have this guy in route and I just plopped a viking down in Holly Heights c:

[bertall]

Eren--? He's... The last time I saw him before I ended up in this place, he was... okay, I guess.

<sub>[Oh hell...o mop. Let's just try not to drop it because he is starting to get nervous as hell and when that happens, he sweats like a pig.

or a pig standing in steam from a Titan.]</sub>

Did something happen?

Aaah Holly is where I wanna take Levi. The domestic setting makes me giggle for him.

[attackonfilth]

Nothing in particular. I just know his type. And how his reckless decisions can become an inconvenience for me. [And he will beat the snot out of him again if he finds him in trouble. B<]

[Whacha so nervous about buuuuuddy? Levi gives him a stare before resuming his sweeping of the dusty gross floor.]

And how has your experience been here?

I was enabled recently *^* I used to have Thorkell in Mayfield and it was fantastic

[bertall]

...Reiner's the same way. He's a good soldier, but I worry he's going to get himself hurt doing something stupid.

_{[Hi I'm Bertholdt and Welcome to Reiner-Does-Stupid-Shit.]}

It's been okay, I guess. I was sent to a world called Johto last month. There aren't any Titans there, but I can't help but feel... lonely, would be one way to put it, even with Jean and Mikasa.

Well the app is in so I will hopefully see you there!

[attackonfilth]

[Story of his life. Levi absentmindedly wonders if Eren ever has had a successful mission without being the damsel in distress.] The most we can do is have faith this place is much more kind than home.

I mean, how much trouble could they possibly get into. [And don't answer that.]

There's something to be said about removing one from what's comfortable. Even if it is being chased and devoured by disgusting beasts. Where I'm supposedly headed, Armin and ... actually, you're there. [He's not quite sure how that works, but w/e.]