For giggles

[getupandgo]

Shit, man.
Ain't got a fuckin' clue 'bout what's goin' on, but there's chicks with swords and talks about a succubus and ghost cars and, shit, man.
This ain't fuckin' fair, I didn't know bein' dead was this much fun.
Alright.

Comments

[fangool]

Ye fuckin' gods, Kid, are you gettin' laid in the afterlife?

[getupandgo]

Hell fuckin' Yeah, man. [ No he isn't.] Ghost me's got game.

[fangool]

Be careful there, baby. If this is the lady m'thinking of, you better watch out for nutshots. She's feisty.

[getupandgo]

Depends. My chica Ken or her friend with the magical vadge?

[fangool]

Both. Kenzi-girl's got mad crazy skills. Dunno s'much about her friend but I do know she literally fucks y'to death, man.

... Guess we're already ghosted, so it don't matter?

[getupandgo]

C'mon, man, Ken's a fuckin' sweetheart. [ He might or might not have almost cried once, when he was with her, but that's a secret. Ssh.]

I'm doin' it, man. It's gonna happen. [ Except for the part where he's full of shit since he never even met this girl.]

[fangool]

Sweet and sour. [ Nose wrinkle. ] She could kick yer ass in a second, twiggy.

Ay, I ain't stopping you! Just don't have a heart attack, y'hear, I like you 'round. Serious, boy, you keep your upstairs head on straight.

[getupandgo]

[ Hold up.] Who the fuck're you calling twiggy?

Can't die again, man. [ He thinks. That's how it works, right?]

[fangool]

Callin' you twiggy, twiggy. [ :D ] And death ain't the worst that can happen to a person.

[getupandgo]

I'll kick your ghostly ass. [Touchy.]

C'mon, what's the worst that can happen?

[fangool]

Bring it, Mr. Miyagi, I'll bring down the fury. [ NYEHHH ]

I dunno, your junk could fall off. S'what I'm sayin', sticking your dick in some magical vadge is like askin' for trouble.

[getupandgo]

[ Oh god, Ghoul, don't make him start making stupid karate poses.]
Yeah, the munchkin fury. [ Kobra, no.]

Huh. Unless that thing's got teeth in it, you're just bein paranoid.

[fangool]

[ EXCUSE YOU munchkin ] Whatever, you're just afraid'a all this. Tiny compact power.

Yeah but how d'you know there ain't teeth?

[getupandgo]

[ YOU HEARD HIM]
You talk a big talk, lil'man, but I ain't seein' no action.


...[ Kobra are you seriously considering the existence of teeth down there]

[fangool]

[ contemplate those teeth all you want, Kobra Kid, because Ghoul's gonna just... jump on you and noogie you, hello. HA HA. Winner. ]

[getupandgo]

Motherf-[ OH, SNEAK ATTACK, IS IT? Oh hell naw, you goin down
super sweet karate sweep kick YAAA]

[fangool]

[ FLAIL yeah no, Ghoul's not very good at this whole thing, he can wrestle, but not much else. Still, he is heavier, which gives him some advantages. ]

[getupandgo]

[ oh that might've not been the best move. DAMN IT, KK, YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO KNOW THIS. Twiggy lives up to his name
Forever trapped in the claws of the munchkinstein]

[fangool]

[ ha HA. He's just going to sit on you, you sit there and think about what you did. ] Pinned ya.

[getupandgo]

[ Kobra used Struggle!!! ]

AyAY no fair, man.