Time for some loyalty

[dashofloyalty]

Well that was fast, I was only in your head for a minute and you decide to let me out.

[Beat]

I like you already.

[Aww, I like you to]

Don't go sappy on me now, no Mun of mine is going to be a sap.

[Sorry]

And Mun is such a lame name, I need to call you something cooler.

[Thinks for a minute]

How 'bout Blitz, that's way cooler than Mun.

[Another beat]

Why are you laughing?

Comments

[elementofloyalty]

Don't talk to 'em. It only encourages them to do stuff.

[dashofloyalty]

What kind of stuff?

[Rainbow gets a better look at the Pegasus in front of her]

And why do you look like me?

[Suddenly a though forms and she smiles]

Oh, you must be part of my fan club right?

[No Rainbow, don't]

[elementofloyalty]

Oh, wow. [Rainbow giggles into a hoof.] I remember those days, when I was young and naive. I'm you! You're me. We're both Rainbow Dash!

I know, it's wild, but it happens out here. You get used to it.

[dashofloyalty]

Blitz never mentioned anything about another me.

[I didn't? Oh well, um sorry?]

Yeah, sure you are.

[Her attention goes back to the other Rainbow Dash.]

So your really me? In every single way?

[elementofloyalty]

Not every single way. I've been around out here for years! I've done tons of neat stuff! Aaaand there was some bad stuff too, but let's not focus on that.

[dashofloyalty]

Oh yeah? What kind of neat stuff?

[elementofloyalty]

How about trained for a year to become an elite mercenary? That's the sort of cool stuff you get to do out here!

[dashofloyalty]

What in the hay is an elite mercenary?

[elementofloyalty]

Kicking the flank of monsters and villains, of course! I learned from some of the best. Including Princess Luna, and the one and only Daring Do.

Oh yeah, and a bunch of humans.

[dashofloyalty]

Wait, you got to hang out with the Daring Doo! and princess Luna!

[She isn't usually like this, but it's ok if she's impressed with herself right? She seems to be confused by the last bit though.]

Humans? You mean those things Twilight told us about when she went to go get her crown?

[elementofloyalty]

Yep, those are the ones. There's a LOT of them out there. There're tons more worlds with humans on them with ponies!

Oops, a little late. Sorry

[dashofloyalty]

I find that hard to beileve, but it might just be because I haven't met one yet. Other than Blitz of course.

[elementofloyalty]

If you ever go to a game, you'll meet a lot. Sometimes even one of our friends is human for some reason! I've met a human Rarity, and a human Pinkie Pie...

Of course, all the humans coming to Equestria get turned into ponies. Or sometimes dragons.

[myhatdisablestraps]

Eh, I kinda like the word "mun". It rolls off the tongue better.

[dashofloyalty]

Yeah, well it might work for you, but not for a super cool pony like m-eep.

[She recognizes you, from all the covers of her favorite book series]

Y-your, your, oh my gosh, y-your...

[...I think she's broken]

[myhatdisablestraps]

[Daring Do just thinks she doesn't remember the name.

...Daring Do.

[dashofloyalty]

I can't believe your actually real!

[Hope your not to fond of personal space, because somepony just stepped a LOT closer to you]

I'm your biggest fan!

[myhatdisablestraps]

[Whoa okay not so close. Daring Do's just going to... back up a little.]

Really? Last time I checked, a lot of people want me dead. Or at least not trying to save the world.

[dashofloyalty]

Who could want you dead, your the best pony ever! Your even better than me, and that's saying something.

[If she were thinking properly she would remember all the villains that were indeed after her, but she is fangirling way to much.]

[myhatdisablestraps]

My morning routine practically involves escaping from a death trap.

[dashofloyalty]

[She does remember reading that in one of her books, but she also remembers everything else.]

True, but you always find a way to come out on top! Even with a broken wing, you can do anything!

[I think she might be going a bit to far with the praising.]

[scarlet_devil]

I think 'idiot' would be more apt regarding muns.

[RUDE]

[dashofloyalty]

I wouldn't go that far, at least with Blitz. She hasn't done anything idiotic, well yet.

[What is that supposed to mean?]

[scarlet_devil]

...I suppose you'll get lucky.

[Remi's being rude. :/]

[dashofloyalty]

I don't need luck, I got skill. No one is doing anything to me without my say so.

[We'll see about that.]

[flying_fire]

Trust me. 'Cool' and 'mun' shouldn't even be in the same sentence.

[dashofloyalty]

What do you mean?