In regards to a "few" changes

[sunfae]

You there.

[He's clearly speaking to "me", of course. Who else would he be glowering at with such hate right now? Certainly not the cute feline beside me. ]

Are you COMPLETELY insane? Do you honestly think i knew nothing of the dastardly plot you've hatched just a day ago?

[This conversation barely even begun and this brat's already slinging the mud around. He doesn't have any appreciation for his creator. Zero. Zip. Zinch, Nada. Just none. ]

Honestly, have you even taken a moment to consider how that idea of yours would change everything? I am not eager to restart my life again as...anything other than male! Surely you'll reconsider after I slip some malboro juice in your tea or something twice as foul.

I refuse, and I repeat; I utterly refuse to humor you by allowing you to alter my handsome form in such a way. No.

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[livedieknow]

[wat wat waaaat]

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[livedieknow]

so she is actually putting more thought into this...?


You, female, would be terrifying.

[sunfae]

[ See that "frown" upon his lips? He's livid right now. Definitely not happy. ]

That she is, but I would hope that she has good sense--wait.

[ That frown of his deepens somewhat. ]

What do you mean I would be "terrifying" as a woman?

[lustrate]

Better a woman than a lalafel.

[ potato people ]

[swordtouch]

[For a moment there, Garrett has absolutely no words for this...]

W..Why... Why would anyone ponder doing this?

[sunfae]

True, but I would rather be neither if I can help it.

[ Yuck, potato people. ]

Honestly, I cannot even believe she's considering putting me through such a farce. She's trying her best to ruin me.

[sunfae]

Because she's "evil".

[ He paused for a moment. ]

...Evil and clearly bored.

[lustrate]

You've never wondered what it's like to have long silky hair? Long fluttery lashes? Feminine wile? [ have Thancred hit on you with a cheesy line? There's a wicked smile on her face, because fantasia changes are fantastic, if utterly traumatizing for characters ]

A bit of change never hurt anyone; you could say it was an effect of the aether.

[duskwight]

[ ...nope, she doesn't see the problem. ]

It's not that big a deal, is it?

[sunfae]

[ Her nonchalant question wins a glare from him. ]

What would you say if your "creator" decided to change you from female to male?

[duskwight]

[ Still not seeing the problem here. ]

Well, it'd certainly be something. It'd be a pain to have to make adjustments to all my clothes, I suppose. But I'd be taller!

[swordtouch]

I'm... somehow glad that my own mundane has not had thoughts like these cross his mind.

[And he's glad that his mundane already used the Fantasia potion for other reasons...]

Perhaps this is merely a passing thought and nothing will come of it...

[livedieknow]

Hormones, primarily.

[Y-you're kind of moodswingy enough, you know...]

....A-ah, actually...
I did not mention anything.

[sunfae]

Hormones?

[ Uh oh. That was the WRONG thing to say, Mir. ]

Are you claiming somehow that I'm immature in such a way that I would allow such natural trivialities to cloud my judgement, and affect my character as a person?

[sunfae]

[ Thancred would get THROAT STABBED if he EVER in this life got all "spoony" with him. That is a guaranteed fact. ]

I would rather not experience such an alteration for the simple fact that I would be a laughing stock to the dear townsfolk of New Gridania.

[sunfae]

One could only hope at this point. I certainly plain to do grievous harm to her if she tries.

[ Dammit, Elarian! Put that butcher knife down! You aren't a tonberry yet, dang it. ]

[sunfae]

...I feel I would only be shorter considering my dismal height currently.

[ Say "Hello" to the shortest human in all of Eorzea. ]

[livedieknow]

[Eek. But still, no matter how bad this looks, it's not a lance in the gut. You're not quite like the females of his kind at least!]

...No. just your viciousness.

[sunfae]

Viciousness?

[ He all but sneers at the feline now. ]

I'm vicious? You perceive me as VICIOUS!?

[ Both his hands were balled into fists at this point. Honestly, why in the world would Mir think of him as "vicious"?! He isn't hardly that mean--Oh, wait. Sometimes he is. ]

I suppose we all view each other differently from our various perspectives, but you think the worst of me!

[livedieknow]

[There's really no easy or polite way to convey his thoughts right now; that perhaps in his internal threat-meter (WHICH EVERY GOOD SMN PAYS ATTENTION TO) he's probably tipping orange right now. And that something like him voicing that; or explaining how he feels "hormones" might play a part in it being red would result in... well, the hypothetical internal hate-o-meter being red.

...And something awful happening to his lungs.

So! There's quite a small measure of considered silence while he awaits this explosion of rage to be over. And. A small, almost wry smile.]

... You're being dramatic. It is not as if we travel together just because of your physick.

[sunfae]

I'm NOT dramatic!

[ After that slight outburst, Elarian fixes his glasses a bit before giving Mir a glance. ]

Fair enough. Very fair. I suppose I possess a certain aptitude for combat.

[ He smirks. ]