oc | LAST ONE I PROMISE cries into coffee

[freewheeler]

[He's laughing. Sarcastically. You know the type.]

No.

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[bigspender]

Why not?

[freewheeler]

[slowly puts a popcorn in mouth.]

I actually like my life.

[bigspender]

So you're scared.

[freewheeler]

[Pff. Pffff.]

No.

[Yep]

[bigspender]

Soooooo - [ raising his eyebrows ] - you are scared.

[freewheeler]

Shut up.

[popcorn > Alan's face]

You just want me gone.

[bigspender]

[ no, aah, watch out for the contact lenses!! ]

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do. Then I get the bed.

[freewheeler]

My bed! [SACRILEGE.] Don't you touch my stuff!

[bigspender]

[ serious as serious can be: ]

I'm going to fuck your stuff up.

[ I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drum set ]

[freewheeler]

I will shit in you.

[bigspender]

No, you won't. You'll be too busy - [ handwaves ] - being Apollo 13 or Harry Potter or whatever the fuck it is that's happening.

[freewheeler]

Harry Potter? What the fuck? It's space, you nerd.